The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)

[Joe Don Faker]

Next image is from Micheal Jackson's Moonwalker:

"No, no, it's all wrong!  *whimper*  Yes, I did say to make all the characters look like small asses -- but there shouldn't be any hair on them..."

[Tarantulas]

I don't like this claymation version of "Harold and Maude"

[Joe Don Faker]

Few remember this brief 1986 run of Topps collectibles:  Troll Dolls vs. the Garbage Pail Kids in Space

[mrbasehart]

Michael and Latoya's Space Mountain picture?

[AvestheFox]

Great to see the riffing revived here, folks!

Aye, I suppose this calls for the next photo:

[Pak-Man]

Jackie's gonna blow one HECK of a big bubble with that thing!

[sarcasm_made_Easy]

huh, i never newthailand had their own version of cheech and chong.

[Tarantulas]

RIIIIICCCOOOOLAAAAAA!

[WouTar]

Jackie just felt compelled to prove that you can OD on the magic grass.

[Sharktopus]

It's especially funny if you interpret the pic as Jackie pulling it out of his mouth.

I really miss Caption This! SciFi.com has no right to exist without it.

[AvestheFox]

By popular demand (or just a simple request by Tarantulas) Here be the next photo, posted from another thread...

[Joe Don Faker]

"Hee hee, a funny photo!  Now if I could only make it even funnier by including it in a horribly inappropriate context...!   It might offend some, amuse others -- but whatever happens, I up my post count!"

[WouTar]

That's great work Sarah! Now you are part of the Legion of Darkness!

[MoralThreat]

Pop 'n' Fresh's army of Uruk-Hai are ready to do their master's bidding.

[Variety of Cells]

We here at Pillsbury want to thank you for all of the letters you've written us regarding the lack of racial diversity in our mascots.    So, by your request, we developed the new African American Doughboy.  Let's see how Pop 'n' Fresh is getting along with his new black friends... OH DEAR GOD HE'S KILLED THEM ALL!  Taken their eyes and made a tasty appetizer tray.  IT'S MASS GENOCIDE!  And what's this?  He's doing the goose step!  LORD HELP US!  WE'VE CREATED A DELICIOUS MONSTER!