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Started by Pak-Man, January 24, 2007, 04:47:04 PM

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Thom_Serveaux

"Hey, we can't all notice the same subtleties."   -Tom Servo.   #413(MiS)

Thom_Serveaux

"Excuse me while I have a strange interlude."   -Crow (as Iole).   #502(Hercules)

Pak-Man

"Ugh! It's like there's a party in my mouth and everyone's throwing up!" - Fry - Futurama

BBQ Platypus

"WHO'S LAUGHING NOW!?"
- Ash, Evil Dead 2

"Now listen up, you primitive screwheads. See this? This... is my boomstick! The 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You *got* that?"
- Ash, Army of Darkness
Correction: the coat hanger should be upside down.

Thom_Serveaux

"Double-hi-keeba!  Raised you one."   -Tom Servo (as George).   #411(tMS)

torgosPizza

"Surely you can't be serious!"

"I am serious. And don't call me Shirley."

- Dr. Rumack (Leslie Nielson), Airplane!

Thom_Serveaux

"Eddie, Yuri, put on your diving suits and scout out the whole area.  You, put on your diving suit and meet me in my cabin."   -** (as Atari).   #314(MJ)

kodiakthejuggler

#82
"YOU ARE A TOYYYYY!! You aren't the real Buzz Lightyear... you're an action figure! You are a child's plaything!"

~Woody (Tom Hanks)
Toy Story

Thom_Serveaux

"I worked at NASA back when we were next to Cost Cutters."   -Tom Servo (as Dr. Munsen).   #420(tHD)

sarcasm_made_Easy

Worm: I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the fuckin' rake.
Mike McDermott: What the fuck are you talkin' about. What saying?
Worm: I-I don't know. There ought to be one though.


rounders.

Thom_Serveaux

"All riiight!  Beautiful maidens in the hands of hideous beasts.  This is my kind of movie!"   -Joel.   #107(RM)

sarcasm_made_Easy

If you cant spot the sucker at your first ten minute at the table then you are the sucker.  - mike mcdurmet.

kodiakthejuggler

Dennis Miller - "I don't wanna go on a rant here, but America's foreign policy makes about as much sense as Beowulf having sex with Robert Fulton at the first battle of Antietam. I mean when a Neo-Conservative defenestrates it's like Raskolnikov filibuster deoxymonohydroxinate."

Peter Griffin - "What the hell does rant mean?"

BathTub

Yeah that's my favourite FG quote.

sarcasm_made_Easy

the question i have about that quote is does it make any sense or is a string of big words that ALMOST looks like it makes sense.