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Started by Pak-Man, January 24, 2007, 04:47:04 PM

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BEERxTaco

Crow: "I wanna decide who lives and who dies."
Joel: "Oh, I dunno..."

Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
"Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son"
-Dean Wormer, Animal House R.I.P.

Thom_Serveaux

"Gamera is really neat/ Gamera is full of meat/ We all love you Gamera!"   -All.   #312(GvG)

SmilinJackRoss

I just watched this movie last night:

"What you feel only matters to you. It's what you do to the people you love. That's what matters. That's the only thing that counts."
-The Last Kiss
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BEERxTaco

"He learned almost too late that man is a feeling creature... and because of it, the greatest in the universe. He learned too late for himself that men have to find their own way, to make their own mistakes. There can't be any gift of perfection from outside ourselves. And when men seek such perfection... they find only death... fire... loss... disillusionment... the end of everything that's gone forward. Men have always sought an end to the toil and misery, but it can't be given, it has to be achieved. There is hope, but it has to come from inside, from Man himself."

Peter Graves, It Conquered The World


Did you guys know that Peter Graves is the uncredited narrator of the USAF briefing film in Attack of the The Eye Creatures?
"Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son"
-Dean Wormer, Animal House R.I.P.

Thom_Serveaux

"Accident?" "No thanks."   -Tom Servo/Joel.   #402(tGGM)

BEERxTaco

"How about some coffee Johnny?"
"No thanks!"
Airplane
"Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son"
-Dean Wormer, Animal House R.I.P.

Thom_Serveaux

"Dames like her always keep beer around."   -Paramedic.   #106(tCH)

Thom_Serveaux

"Bobby's hopelessly inbred synapses slowly begin to fire..."   -Mike (as the Narrator).   #606(tCT)

mrbasehart

"Money. You know what that is. The stuff you never have enough of. Little green things with George Washington's picture that men slave for, commit crimes for, die for. It's the stuff that has caused more trouble in the world than anything else ever invented, simply because there's too little of it."

Tom Neal, Detour.

Thom_Serveaux

"Cheating is bad.  Richard Basehart is good."   -Gypsy.   #515(WWWoBW). (Also attributed to Crow. :)

Thom_Serveaux

"Do you want to make people's heads explode?  Sure -- we all do!..."   -Dr. Forrester.   #511(Gunslinger)

Thom_Serveaux

"Buzz... this time, try not to make so much noise when you read."   -Crow (as Buzz's Mom).   #319(WotCB)

Thom_Serveaux

"Do I have enough time to beat up the band?"   -Crow (as Neil Connery).   #508(OD007)

kodiakthejuggler

"psst...  Hey Guido, it's all so clear to me now! I'm the keeper of the cheese! And you're the lemon merchant, y'get it? And he knows it. That's why he's gonna KILL US! So we gotta beat it! Yeah... before he lets loose the marmosets on us!! But don't worry little missy, I'LL SAVE YOU!!!"

~ Ren Höek,
In The Army Now

Petey Wheatstraw

"My soul is tormented! I've been up and down the four corners of this big old world! I've seen it all! I've done it all! I've fought many a good man, and laid many a good woman! I've had riches and fame and adventure...I've tasted life to the fullest, and still my heart cries out, yes, cries out in this hungry, tortured, wrecked quest: 'More!'"
- Fritz the Cat
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