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What Fast and Furious thing(s) did you learn??

Started by RVR II, August 06, 2009, 06:54:42 PM

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RVR II

I learned that if I would've kept my old muscle car collection, I could've crossed the U.S./Mexico border Much Faster ::)

Tony Farms AKA Puma Man

That looking for Dom AT HIS HOUSE was apparently too complicated for the FBI

Getting punched by Vin Diesel leaves no marks

Someone thought race cars in mountain tunnels was a great idea

OmegaR!

I learned Bill does the best Mexican impression.... uh... Homes

Compound

I learned that someone's playing Catan.

I learned that there's a program at Julliard that I really need to get into.

I learned that drug lords luv those blue lightbulbs.

I learned that Kev is a rapping maestro.

I learned that playing Warehouse 13 on in the background is quite distracting. As are those blasted Sonic commercials.

I learned that it's cold in that garage.

I learned that saying "homes" perks up every sentence, homes.

I learned that Vin was once a bootblack.

I learned that the Murphy and Corbett clans are a'feuding.

And I was reminded that the ending really sucked.




Thrifty

I watched the movie unriffed last week in search of stingers, and I haven't watched the riffed version yet.

What I have learned so far is that, apparently, a couple muscle cars can derail a prison bus, and that a decorated FBI agent will ruin his career and freedom to bust the head of a gang of roadside bandits out of jail.

Compound

I have to disagree with your interpretation, Thrifty. I see the ending as Dom's acquaintances showing up to mock him as he's going to jail. "Ha, ha, Dom. You're going to prison and we're out here in our cars . And you thought we're going to bust you out. Psyche!"

Darth Geek

I learned that Bill has been drinking, a LOT.

I learned that a mobster will go into a chiurch and have several armed bodyguards guard the front door, but none on the side door.

I learned that drug runners will use reckless drivers in bright colored, clearly suspicious vehicles. I learned a drug lord uses his grandpa as his decoy.

I learned that Mexican/ American border security uses high tech equipment, has helicopters ready to go at a moment's notice, and doesn't bother to check the old mine shaft.

I learned that mine shafts do not go down deep into the earth, they merely stay flat and have exits on both sides of a mountain. They are also wide enough to fit two cars side by side.

I learned what Pod Racing would be like if you didn't actually have to turn or anything.


Bob

I learned that Michelle Rodriguiez was smart enough to insist that her character die so she cannot be in the sure-to-come sequeal.

5 Fast, 5 Furious.   Or, if they follow the trend of just taking words out of the title, it will just be called "Fast".

Thrifty

I learned that being punched repeatedly by Vin Diesel will not leave any marks, but being punched once by Paul Walker will leave one for days and days.

I learned that even if you are a wanted fugitive and the FBI know you're in the area, you can walk around in public, and spend hours at your sister's house, without being spotted.

I learned that when trying to wreck a prison bus to get your friend out, the thought that the other 20 convicted felons might escape doesn't bother anyone.

I learned that you can sell several thousand gallons of hijacked gasoline in a matter of hours.

I learned that Letty doesn't consider being trapped and nearly killed by a flaming gas tanker to be dangerous.

I learned that Dwight likes feet.

Simian Sam

I learned Vin Diesel delivers duller one-liners than Arnold Schrazeneger.

I learned that if you have a CODE you live by, no matter how fucked up or illegal it is, your completely excused from any jail time what so ever.

I learned that Bragga looks likes a hispanic version of Gilbert Gottfired (Surprised they didn't joke on that).

I learned that revenge is a good reason to be pardoned from any prison time.

I learned that I don't care if there were any previous films because they are probably too painfully stupid to watch without a rifftrax.
Whoa... I know kung fu.


Simian Sam

Quote from: Simian Sam on August 08, 2009, 10:14:47 PM
I learned Vin Diesel delivers duller one-liners than Arnold Schrazeneger.

I learned that if you have a CODE you live by, no matter how fucked up or illegal it is, your completely excused from any jail time what so ever.

I learned that Bragga looks likes a hispanic version of Gilbert Gottfired (Surprised they didn't joke on that).

I learned that revenge is a good reason to be pardoned from any prison time.

I learned that I don't care if there were any previous films because they are probably too painfully stupid to watch without a rifftrax.
Oh and I also learned that the bad guy is apparently a communist lol.
Whoa... I know kung fu.


goflyblind

dF = 0
d*F = J

Isaac S.



MerryWanna

That Vin Diesel seems to like playing the "narc who goes native" role - it was the same sort of character he played in xXx
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