If you didn't learn anything, don't worry about it.

[Nergol]

Also, I learned what Lisa's mom's hairstylist's favorite TV show is:

[Nergol]

Additionally, I learned that Balki has an unfunny older brother named Johnny.

[Raistlan]

I've only watched the sample and I've already learned that Christopher Walken and Lance Henrikson had a child. Who's apparently only acting lessons were watching bad dubs of his parents lesser movie roles.

My wife nailed it: Christopher Walken and Willem Dafoe.

[MSTJedi]

I've only watched the sample and I've already learned that Christopher Walken and Lance Henrikson had a child. Who's apparently only acting lessons were watching bad dubs of his parents lesser movie roles.

My wife nailed it: Christopher Walken and Willem Dafoe.

The difference is that both of those actors are actually entertaining rather than entertainingly painful.

[doggans]

I haven't watched the RiffTrax yet, but I recently saw the movie at a midnight screening in LA.

I learned that up close, The Dude Who Plays Mark looks remarkably like Jason Mewes.

[MST3Kgirl]

I learned that someone in Hollywood can actually deliver the line "mother fu**er" better than Samuel Jackson 

[Doctor Who?]

I learned that even after your best friend telling you he is sleeping with your girlfriend you don't really get mad until you hear a recording of them talking bout how she is going to leave you.

[Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck]

I learned that during Mark and Lisa's stairway scene Mark can say that he's Johnny's best friend....but then a minute or two later Lisa can then say "You're Johnny's best friend" and Mike will ask "How does she know that?"   

I also learned that Bill got greedy with Wheat Thins....

[Bob]

I learned that "The Room" was a gift that just keeps on giving.

[Darth Geek]

I learned that "The Room" was a gift that just keeps on giving.

Like Herpes.

[Bob]

I learned that "The Room" was a gift that just keeps on giving.

Like Herpes.

Ron Mexico Agrees

[Lovye]

You can call up a platonic friend of the opposite sex and adress that person as "babe" or "baby".

A guy lounges around by lit candles and takes calls that way.  Nothing salacious, just, as an anyday routine.  Maybe it's to unwind because of how busy he is.

Guys are dumb. -- Woman touches all over a guy, takes off clothes in front of him, keeps calling him, gets him naked again and again, and still he'll ask, "What's going on?"