Favorite lines

[space_mutiny]

I actually didn't have any one favorite line, it just did my heart good to see Kevin get to make so many poo-flinging jokes.

[ninjacat11]

"Each of them had a bicycle, and each took care of their bicycle in exactly the--took care of him."
"The film has the hiccups."

"A bicycle safety film where apes evolve from men? There's got to be an answer."
"Don't look for it, Mike. You may not like what you find."

[WatchOutForSnakes]

"No springs!"

I was hoping they'd do some nice references to the old MST3K series. 

[BBQ Platypus]

I just re-watched this short, and a couple lines really stood out for me.

(shot of fatass monkey)
"Well, I think we found the one that got fat."

Narrator:  "This charming little thing was actually christened Tinkerbell McDillingfiddy."
Kevin:  "By my ass, just now."

[ninjacat11]

Mike--"Please make hand signals to signify that you are a HORRIBLE HELLSPAWN MONKEY!!!"

[ProcessofBelief]

"Because it is not APE LAW!"

[Behonkiss]

Solid!

[Invisible NanoGhost]

Kevin:  "In case any of you kids thought being happy was a GOOD thing -- choke on this!"
   <Tinkerbell gets hit by truck>


Narrator:  "but he'll find out that there's not a shred of a brake left".
Kevin:  "And just as the russian army is rolling in too, what rotton luck!"
Mike: "Guess his wheel can't turn 30 degrees either -- Nothing to do but die!"
    <Filbert run over by slow-moving paving machine>
Bill: "Ooo, he was crunchy"

[swstephe]

 ... and he has the handsomest profile in school.
Chicks dig a Glasgow smile.

Bill: Dear God! Is that a tongue?
Mike: It's just a mask.
Bill: I mean on my leg, right now.  Kevin!
Kevin: Oh, (slurp), sorry, I was bored.

[Darth Geek]

"A bicycle safety film where apes evolve from men? There's got to be an answer."
"Don't look for it, Mike. You may not like what you find."

I JUST realized, is that a reference to the show when they found out Mike's relatives mated with monkeys?

[FunnymanN2]

Kevin:  "In case any of you kids thought being happy was a GOOD thing -- choke on this!"
   <Tinkerbell gets hit by truck>


Narrator:  "but he'll find out that there's not a shred of a brake left".
Kevin:  "And just as the russian army is rolling in too, what rotton luck!"
Mike: "Guess his wheel can't turn 30 degrees either -- Nothing to do but die!"
    <Filbert run over by slow-moving paving machine>
Bill: "Ooo, he was crunchy"

"She had a tragic, yet GOOFY death!"

[GordonZola]

"Stupid monkeys...always secreting hydrochloric acid"