How Many Sex Scenes Does the Movie Need?

[rebisaz]

THRUSTING

ASS MUSCLE FLEXATION

HORROR

[RVR II]

THRUSTING

ASS MUSCLE FLEXATION

HORROR

OH HAI!!

[Tyrant]

WTF did I just watch

..And Thanks Disembaudio for making those 'sex scenes' a bit more tollerable..

Man.  I watched it without the rifftrax the first time and all I could think during those was please, hurry up and finish! And oh god no not again!  Then with the rifftrax I just looked at my houseplant and listened to the Disembaudio family squabbles - much better.

You know what would have shortened the second Johnny/Lisa sex scene?  NOT REUSING FOOTAGE FROM THE FIRST ONE.

  Oh thank God. I thought I was the only one who noticed that. Then I thought I might have to watch the two scenes again to prove it.   

Now now..You and Pak should keep that issue in the privacy of your own home

  Or at least until such time as we think we can get money out of it.

[RVR II]

WTF did I just watch

..And Thanks Disembaudio for making those 'sex scenes' a bit more tollerable..

Man.  I watched it without the rifftrax the first time and all I could think during those was please, hurry up and finish! And oh god no not again!  Then with the rifftrax I just looked at my houseplant and listened to the Disembaudio family squabbles - much better.

You know what would have shortened the second Johnny/Lisa sex scene?  NOT REUSING FOOTAGE FROM THE FIRST ONE.

  Oh thank God. I thought I was the only one who noticed that. Then I thought I might have to watch the two scenes again to prove it.   

Now now..You and Pak should keep that issue in the privacy of your own home

  Or at least until such time as we think we can get money out of it.

CHA-CHING$$$

[Nergol]

By the way, I'm not the only one who thinks that Lisa's beautiful, sexy boobies are fakearoos, am I?

[Indomitus]

By the way, I'm not the only one who thinks that Lisa's beautiful, sexy boobies are fakearoos, am I?

Actually, you just might be.  With her build they're a perfectly natural size.  If she had the build of, say, Paris Hilton, then I'd say you were right.

[starfighter]

   Now that they've taken on a movie with nudity and sex scenes, no matter how inept the scenes were, does this mean we're any closer to them riffing on "Showgirls?"   I'm guessing the answer is still NO.

[FordPrefect]

   Now that they've taken on a movie with nudity and sex scenes, no matter how inept the scenes were, does this mean we're any closer to them riffing on "Showgirls?"   I'm guessing the answer is still NO.

They actually had a certain amount of bemused affection for The Room minus the sex scenes. I'm pretty sure Mike still hates Showgirls, so I wouldn't hold my breath.

[Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck]

   Now that they've taken on a movie with nudity and sex scenes, no matter how inept the scenes were, does this mean we're any closer to them riffing on "Showgirls?"   I'm guessing the answer is still NO.

They actually had a certain amount of bemused affection for The Room minus the sex scenes. I'm pretty sure Mike still hates Showgirls, so I wouldn't hold my breath.

You'd think hating a film would make it easier and more satisfying to riff upon.

[Indomitus]

There are limits.

[Moca Java]

By the way, I'm not the only one who thinks that Lisa's beautiful, sexy boobies are fakearoos, am I?

They looked too perky to me when she was laying on her back, I thought the same thing.

[Bob]

By the way, I'm not the only one who thinks that Lisa's beautiful, sexy boobies are fakearoos, am I?

They looked too perky to me when she was laying on her back, I thought the same thing.

They looked best in her red dress.

[bettertomorrowamy]

By the way, I'm not the only one who thinks that Lisa's beautiful, sexy boobies are fakearoos, am I?

They looked too perky to me when she was laying on her back, I thought the same thing.

Wasn't she 18 or 19 when they filmed it?  It's a magical age for boobage.

One more sex scene was shot I heard, but Lisa threw up during it.

[Doctor Who?]

By the way, I'm not the only one who thinks that Lisa's beautiful, sexy boobies are fakearoos, am I?

They looked too perky to me when she was laying on her back, I thought the same thing.

Wasn't she 18 or 19 when they filmed it?  It's a magical age for boobage.

One more sex scene was shot I heard, but Lisa threw up during it.

[Moca Java]

By the way, I'm not the only one who thinks that Lisa's beautiful, sexy boobies are fakearoos, am I?

They looked too perky to me when she was laying on her back, I thought the same thing.

Wasn't she 18 or 19 when they filmed it?  It's a magical age for boobage.

Ah yes, I seem to recall having pretty epic boobage at that age. WHAT HAPPENED?