Is Lisa The Most Beautiful Woman Ever?

[_ykv]

Well, she USED to be dead-sexy and The Most Beautiful Woman on the Planet Ever to Look a Lot Like Britney Spears, but ... I dunno.  I look at this more recent picture, and she's obviously trimmed back those formerly ample and luscious eyebrows, and lost some of that uber-erotic baby-bloat from her face.  It's just not the same any more.  I want the old Lisa back.  BTW, Juliette Danielle hasn't been in a movie since "Room", so I'm guessing that my appraisal isn't too far off the mark here.

[Bob]

I will say one thing genuinely in favor of Lisa.  Bless her heart, she knew there was no other way to deliver that "lover boy" line, and I'm sure Tommy actually wanted her to try to sound sexy.

Im with Courtney on this one- by the way guys, does that actually work, honestly???  Because as a young chick, I dont think I could even say it without laughing...perhaps its a confidence issue, but its so...dorky/cliche/corny?

My dearest RockSiren, I know Lisa, you are no Lisa.


(Man, if Juliette Danielle ever signs up for a rifftrax account, she will think we hate here....... just kidding around!    Don't use your manipulative uber-powers on us and make us kill ourselves)

[RockSiren]

Youre right- the Lisa shame ceremony to take place after this post.

[Jerkzilla]

Am I the only one who thinks that Lisa looks like Mellissa Joan Hart gone to seed? I was actually very surprised there weren't any "Clarissa Explains It All" jokes.  Every time my girlfriend and I have a screening of The Room, somebody inevitably starts singing  (or "na-na-na"-ing) that theme song.

[RockSiren]

Am I the only one who thinks that Lisa looks like Mellissa Joan Hart gone to seed? I was actually very surprised there weren't any "Clarissa Explains It All" jokes.  Every time my girlfriend and I have a screening of The Room, somebody inevitably starts singing  (or "na-na-na"-ing) that theme song.

I was thinking she was probably what Jodie Sweeten looked like before she kicked Meth...thats just me though.

[Thrifty]

Yes.  Stop asking.

[Jerkzilla]

Yeah you're right.  It's me. I was wrong.  There's absolutely no resemblance at all whatsoever. 

[Tony Farms AKA Puma Man]

Guys, I had a dream about Lisa.  I was a matador and she was in the stands.  I was gored, and she came down and her beauty somehow healed my wounds and turned the bull into hundreds of delicious Burger King Whoppers.

We chowed down on numerous Whoppers and then I woke up   

Imagine, eating Whoppers with the Beautiful Lisa...

Maybe, just maybe, dreams can come true...