Is Lisa The Most Beautiful Woman Ever?

[Bob]

I don't know.....  I was reading this one WONDERFUL SERIES THAT ALL REALLY INTELLIGENT GRLLZ LOVE and I was under the impression that



is the most beautiful woman ever.

....Tough call, I suppose....

Wow, looks like nothing is going on behind those eyes.    "Unrecoverable disk error, abort, retry, fail"

But Lisa, oh man Lisa.   She is so smart she can order pizza before you even know you want pizza.

[esoobaC .T bocaJ]

Bella is so plain and ordinary girl who somehow managed to get the most magnificent gorgeous adonis like boyfriend in the world


I wonder what would it be like if Edward and Lisa got together... could the universe handle a couple that beautiful and sexy?

[Bob]

I wonder what would it be like if Edward and Lisa got together... could the universe handle a couple that beautiful and sexy?

OMG, this might create a worm hole or in other words, they would "TEAR THE UNIVERSE APART".

[Courtney]

Bella is so plain and ordinary girl who somehow managed to get the most magnificent gorgeous adonis like boyfriend in the world


I wonder what would it be like if Edward and Lisa got together... could the universe handle a couple that beautiful and sexy?

Between the sparkle of his skin and the sparkle of her beauty, we'd all be blinded.

[Tyrant]

I wonder what would it be like if Edward and Lisa got together... could the universe handle a couple that beautiful and sexy?

OMG, this might create a worm hole or in other words, they would "TEAR THE UNIVERSE APART".

  I agree. Much like my former banner quotation about Mr.T and Chuck Norris entering a bar at the same time, the universe cannot handle that much awesomeness.

[Thrifty]

Guys, I can't concentrate on my work.  I'm too preoccupied thinking about Lisa's beauty.  I fear it may cost me my job.

[Bob]

Guys, I can't concentrate on my work.  I'm too preoccupied thinking about Lisa's beauty.  I fear it may cost me my job.

It would be so worth it though.    You would have more free time to think about the beauty of Lisa.

Besides, you could always get work in the growing "Getting Johnny to Adopt You" field.

[Tyrant]

Guys, I can't concentrate on my work.  I'm too preoccupied thinking about Lisa's beauty.  I fear it may cost me my job.

  Just get a job at a bank to help them "make bundles", the you'll have plenty of time to contemplate Lisa's beauty.

[mrbasehart]

Lisa is so beautiful and sexy, especially in a red dress


I still can't believe Mark did that, I mean he's Johnny's BEST FRIEND

NO ONE can resist Lisa.

It's impossible, I humped my TV when she came on the screen.

So you came on the screen too?

[Indomitus]

So you came on the screen too?

NO!  Absolutely not!  NO way!

Yes. Dammit.

[Courtney]

Lisa is so beautiful and sexy, especially in a red dress


I still can't believe Mark did that, I mean he's Johnny's BEST FRIEND

NO ONE can resist Lisa.

It's impossible, I humped my TV when she came on the screen.

So you came on the screen too?

Bah dum spooge.

[Tony Farms AKA Puma Man]

I don't know.....  I was reading this one WONDERFUL SERIES THAT ALL REALLY INTELLIGENT GRLLZ LOVE and I was under the impression that



is the most beautiful woman ever.

....Tough call, I suppose....

Wow, looks like nothing is going on behind those eyes.    "Unrecoverable disk error, abort, retry, fail"

But Lisa, oh man Lisa.   She is so smart she can order pizza before you even know you want pizza.

Yeah, Kristen Stewart is like if Windows ME took human form.

[esoobaC .T bocaJ]

Lisa is so beautiful and sexy, especially in a red dress


I still can't believe Mark did that, I mean he's Johnny's BEST FRIEND

NO ONE can resist Lisa.

It's impossible, I humped my TV when she came on the screen.

So you came on the screen too?

Bah dum spooge.

BOO!!!

[Courtney]

I will say one thing genuinely in favor of Lisa.  Bless her heart, she knew there was no other way to deliver that "lover boy" line, and I'm sure Tommy actually wanted her to try to sound sexy.

[RockSiren]

I will say one thing genuinely in favor of Lisa.  Bless her heart, she knew there was no other way to deliver that "lover boy" line, and I'm sure Tommy actually wanted her to try to sound sexy.

Im with Courtney on this one- by the way guys, does that actually work, honestly???  Because as a young chick, I dont think I could even say it without laughing...perhaps its a confidence issue, but its so...dorky/cliche/corny?