Oh, hi thoughts & favorite lines!

[maxmets26]

What about....

I'm so fed up with this, im moving back to Braziliromanislovakia.......stan


I'm got a full day of frightening children ahead of me


you're right. you're creepier than nosferatu, but youre right


wait, didnt his face melt at the end of raiders of the lost ark?

[Tyrant]

I gotta go with the popular choice here. The gun barrel line was classic. Also Mike as Johnny's "ghost" at the end was hysterical.

[Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck]

And they won't riff on Showgirls because of the adult themes and nudity....?

[kel4876]

Denny:  "What's happening?!"
*cue theme song*

[torgosPizza]

And they won't riff on Showgirls because of the adult themes and nudity....?

There's "good" bad, and then there's Showgirls bad..

[Courtney]

And they won't riff on Showgirls because of the adult themes and nudity....?

There's "good" bad, and then there's Showgirls bad..

And Showgirls bad is so phenomenally amazingly bad that it's like a sunshower of glitter in your eyeballs. 

[mearnest]

Watching it right now and here are my thoughts so far:
STOP THRUSTING.  FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS GOOD AND HOLY, STOP THRUSTING!  OH GOD, PLEASE DO NOT SHOW HIS ASS.  DEAR LORD, YOU'RE SHOWING HIS ASS AND IT'S THRUSTING!  Did I piss off an old Gypsy woman or something?

[Thrifty]

I didn't get that riff of Kevin screaming "disconnect!" followed by electrical buzzing noises during the part where Johnny does his naked morning stroll.

[FordPrefect]

I didn't get that riff of Kevin screaming "disconnect!" followed by electrical buzzing noises during the part where Johnny does his naked morning stroll.

It's a reference to some youtube videos that showed up on the Rifftrax Blog.
Here's a link: http://blog.rifftrax.com/2009/03/23/disconnect-disconnect/#comments

[RockSiren]

I think my absolute favorite riff in this is Walters "OH god he looks like Weird Al as Rambo in UHF!!!"

[Thrifty]

You know what? 

After 4 viewings, plus one straight unriffed viewing, I think this may have finally knocked Battlefield Earth off its perch as my favorite Rifftrax.

[iv3rdawG]

The whole party scene is a classic but here are some favorites:

Michelle: "I don't understand you Lisa."
Mike: "Why cant we have cake out here?"

*Lisa turns*
Bill: "Oh that look would turn me instantly gay. Yep"

Mike: [in Johnny's voice] "Oh the tumor right, hahahaha."

Mark: "How was work today?"
Johnny: "Oh pretty good. We got a new client at the bank..we'll make a lot of money."
Mark: "What client?"
Johnny: "I cannot tell you, it's confidential."
Mark: "Aw come on, why not?"
Johnny: "No I cant. Anyway, how's your sex life? (wtf!?)"
Bill: "Ah, the soothing natural rhythm of a conversation with Johnny."

[Courtney]

I'm glad they showed the two customers prior to Johnny and Mark, because the sign out front hadn't established the fact that they were at a coffeehouse enough.

[iv3rdawG]

I think an exterior shot of San Francisco could have been used there as well. But hey, what are you gonna do?

[Courtney]

Johnny = virgin who's never had coffee and has never been to San Francisco.  Or a bank.  And doesn't know what a computer business does.  And doesn't understand American football or friendship or writing or anything else, GOD I HATE YOU WISEAU!