Oh, hi thoughts & favorite lines!

[JennHolton]

Oh my God...  I just...  I mean...

They were not kidding with the description: "The typical reaction to an encounter with The Room looks something like this: puzzlement, revulsion, laughter, amazement, hunger, affection, deep depression, inability to digest milk proteins, and ultimately, an unbreakable addiction."

ONLY SAVED BY THE GRACE OF MIKE, KEVIN, AND BILL. 

"I did naaaaaut hit her!  I did NAAUUUT!  Oh hai Mark."
*SPORFLE*

Best line: "Oh hai, gun barrel."

I swear...  I was surprised there wasn't a moment where he said: "Ubsolutelee fahsinating.  Oh hai, wurwulf!"

[BBQ Platypus]

Oh hi, Round Table!  I liked this Rifftrax - it was very beautiful and sexy.  Almost as beautiful as Lisa.  9/10.


"Lisa will lament that her husband is too boring as she "SITS AROUND THE HOUSE ALL DAY."

"The next day...one day later...one week later...three weeks later...it doesn't matter..."

Lisa: "Do you know what you need?"
Bill: "Don't say sex.... don't say sex.... don't say sex..."

"Aha...ze play's de thing wherein I'll be cahtching the conscience of the king!"

"He just got back from having his hair restringed and his suit enlumpened."

"Oh hi, Mark.  Hi, Lisa.  Hi, Denny.  I'm dead now.  I'll probably be coming back to haunt you later, okay?"

[leeving]

"Oh, hai gun barrgghel"

best riff I've heard in a while

[RVR II]

1 Thought only..
Why The F*CK did the Director have to show us HIS Bare Ass, AND NOT LISA'S?!?!?!?!?!

[stefmanbegins]

I for one kind of welcomed the Sex Scene Skits.  Upon my first vanilla screening they were super... well, not watchable... and they helped pass the time when all you want to do is see what else is on tv for a minute and a half.

I'm going to make me a scotchka as soon as possible, throw around the pigskin, and watch my neighbors have sex.

You're tearing me APAAHT, RiffTrax!

[Bob]

1 Thought only..
Why The F*CK did the Director have to show us HIS Bare Ass, AND NOT LISA'S?!?!?!?!?!

I think it is safe to say that out of much better choices, the fact that he showed HIS butt drove lots of folks to drink warm scotch/vodka.   

[Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck]

1 Thought only..
Why The F*CK did the Director have to show us HIS Bare Ass, AND NOT LISA'S?!?!?!?!?!

It's better toned?

Here's another thought (not connected)....

Lisa's in "the computer business".  Anyone recall seeing a computer anywhere in that residence?  I'd go back and look but I'm scared.

[RVR II]

1 Thought only..
Why The F*CK did the Director have to show us HIS Bare Ass, AND NOT LISA'S?!?!?!?!?!

It's better toned?

Here's another thought (not connected)....

Lisa's in "the computer business".  Anyone recall seeing a computer anywhere in that residence?  I'd go back and look but I'm scared.

Better toned for you girlys

See, I completely missed that she was involved in any professional business other than sampling Salamis 

[LucasM]

I don't think that anyone has yet stated in the forum what (I'm thinking, at least) is the obvious reason why Lisa kept being referred to as "so beautiful" "sexy" ad vomitum:

Having "she's so beautiful and sexy" in the script so many times was a much bigger component in her baring her boobs and being anywhere near a nude Weiseau than was her paycheck.  I would be surprised if there was not some explicit agreement that she would be referred to in that fashion (at least a certain large number of times) as part of her contract for doing nude scenes in this turd.  It may not have been written down, but I suspect it was explicitly agreed to.  (Either that, or Wiseau was involved with her at the time and "love is blind", so he wrote his blindness into the script.)

[Lovye]

I don't think that anyone has yet stated in the forum what (I'm thinking, at least) is the obvious reason why Lisa kept being referred to as "so beautiful" "sexy" ad vomitum:

Having "she's so beautiful and sexy" in the script so many times was a much bigger component in her baring her boobs and being anywhere near a nude Weiseau than was her paycheck.  I would be surprised if there was not some explicit agreement that she would be referred to in that fashion (at least a certain large number of times) as part of her contract for doing nude scenes in this turd.  It may not have been written down, but I suspect it was explicitly agreed to.  (Either that, or Wiseau was involved with her at the time and "love is blind", so he wrote his blindness into the script.)

I am of the opinion, after reading the script, not many women wanted the role, heck, maybe not a lot auditioned, so, like in a Shakespeare play of olde, they had to say something to imply/set the scene.

[Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck]

I don't think that anyone has yet stated in the forum what (I'm thinking, at least) is the obvious reason why Lisa kept being referred to as "so beautiful" "sexy" ad vomitum:

Having "she's so beautiful and sexy" in the script so many times was a much bigger component in her baring her boobs and being anywhere near a nude Weiseau than was her paycheck.  I would be surprised if there was not some explicit agreement that she would be referred to in that fashion (at least a certain large number of times) as part of her contract for doing nude scenes in this turd.  It may not have been written down, but I suspect it was explicitly agreed to.  (Either that, or Wiseau was involved with her at the time and "love is blind", so he wrote his blindness into the script.)

There are people who think that Sarah Jessica Parker is a beautiful and sexy woman. Some of us think she should be running in the Kentucky Derby. It takes all kinds.

On the other hand, I became convinced that Julia Roberts has had some kind of rider in her contracts that the other characters in her movies have to say how beautiful her character is several times no matter how out of place it feels in the story (My Best Friend's Wedding for shining example).

So you could be right.

[Indomitus]

"Mint tea?  Okay sir, you're required by law to surrender your penis when you order that."

"Let's get out of this wretched movie and into something more dignified...  like Howard the Duck."  (just hit a nerve with me... guess why)

"Ah, yes, the Domino's WTF Special."


As for thoughts...  Reportedly, this movie cost in excess of $6,000,000.  I'm reminded of the cult fave mockumentary (or one of my faves, at least) "And God Spoke" which chronicled an inept film team attempting to create the ultimate Bible movie.  Right down to the angle of trying to make a serious drama but eventually labeling it a comedy amidst a "Rocky Horror" style firestorm of popularity after disastrous initial reviews.
In that movie, there is a background character- one of the PAs- that behaves like a wanna-be miniature of the completely inept director and producer combined into one.  I'm starting to think that kid was a premonition of Wisseau.

[cfkane]

I also learned that Disembaudio really has to work out his personal vices.

[Indomitus]

Another thought:  They missed (or passed on) another opportunity for Dis to sing through the credits.  And the song is corny enough that it really would have worked.

[wurwolf]

This thing was insane. APGIL and I have been quoting it all weekend.

I have to say that I did not like Disembaudio's (and family's) riffs during the sex scenes. I know there's not much Bill, Mike & Kevin can do with those scenes, but they weren't particularly funny. By the third sex scene I just got up and went to wash the dishes each time until it was all over.