The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)

[mrbasehart]

"Crapo Park recently earned a second place award in the least likely place in the US to take your family on a picnic.  First prize went to BucketsOSemenandUsedSyringesO Pines."

[Tom Servo]

Crapo park: Now with no smell, but be careful where you sit.

[Sharktopus]

Welcome to Crapo Park
(Formerly Crocashit Commons)

[AvestheFox]

Next in Line:

[Sharktopus]

o/' Death Pocket o/'

Only Jim Gaffigan fans will get this, but any MSTie would enjoy his Beyond The Pale DVD. Get in on the joke: http://youtube.com/watch?v=i4Z_eTJq3bY

I got to meet Jim a couple months ago after the Golden Trailer Awards. Real nice guy, and even paler in person.

[WouTar]

I accept this picture, as long as nobody does any of that "Oh, darn I shouldn't have had those (..)." They piss me off!

[Joe Don Faker]

"Maverick is gay?  Ya, right.  I'll believe that when he flies his F-16 up my butt ... WHOOOOA!"

[sarcasm_made_Easy]

While on shore leave in india jim tried the native curry.  Much to the chagrin of the rest of the USS yorktown.

[AvestheFox]

I do believe this last photo is a bit short lived for riffing (a bit too easy) so here I'll go on and post the next piece:

[Rube_Maroon]

I do believe this last photo is a bit short lived for riffing (a bit too easy) so here I'll go on and post the next piece:

Now that I've installed the rubber mount on the tail section, I hardly ever get chaffed.

[Verence]

*In an Australian accent*

Crikey!  Now, while we have it on its back I'm gonna' jump on it and try to tape shut its torpedo tubes!  Then we're gonna' take this beauty and release it farther up-river, away from the poachers!

[mrbasehart]

Who I presume is Levar Burton:  "Wow...Looks like someone is ready to dock!"

[AvestheFox]

Who I presume is Levar Burton:  "Wow...Looks like someone is ready to dock!"

You're correct! .. In fact, this picture is from a Reading Rainbow Special..

you can read alla bout it here on the agonybooth agonizer: http://www.agonybooth.com/agonizer/article.asp?Id=reading-rainbow-star-trek-tng

Anyway, keep riffing, folks!

[ScottotD]

Pimp my starship will be back after this...

[Sharktopus]

This is exactly the kind of thing that happens when you hire a blind chief engineer.

I've actually seen this Reading Rainbow episode. LeVar showed us how they do the transporter effect. But don't take my word for it...