Epic Movie (christ, my hands feel all arthritic just typing that title...)

[gbeenie]

BELIEVE THE REVIEWS, PEOPLE.


To call this movie a "dog" would be to unfairly libel innocent canines everywhere.

[Andrew1911]

You only have yourself to blame if you're retarded enough to go see Epic Movie AFTER the horrible ads, the reviews, and the trailer.

[torgosPizza]

Yeah, I have no intention of seeing this. It seems like, these days, the Wayans Bros. label is more of a warning than an incentive to watch. They're going for quantity over quality, I guess.

[MrTorso]

Yeah, I have no intention of seeing this. It seems like, these days, the Wayans Bros. label is more of a warning than an incentive to watch. They're going for quantity over quality, I guess.

I don't think there is a Wayans in sight in this flick. Although Crispin Glover as Willy Wonka might be funny.

[mrbasehart]

I just know it's going to be released the week I'm stuck with previewing the crap movies. 

[gbeenie]

You only have yourself to blame if you're retarded enough to go see Epic Movie AFTER the horrible ads, the reviews, and the trailer.

My best friend has an eleven-year-old who was dying to see it. Rather than have her spend money on it, I elected to take one for the team and bring them, free of charge, to the theatre where I work.

[gbeenie]

Yeah, I have no intention of seeing this. It seems like, these days, the Wayans Bros. label is more of a warning than an incentive to watch. They're going for quantity over quality, I guess.

There hasn't been a Wayans involved in these "spoof" movies since Scary Movie 3, and even that was only in an acting capacity.

[Phantom of Krankor]

One thing I don't get is what on earth Borat and Nacho Libre are doing in this movie. I wouldn't really call those movie epics. I have a feeling they're just throwing those in for some cheap laughs.

[Aaron Haynes]

They played one of the teasers an average of every four minutes at the movie theater I worked during the holidays. I can recite every line from it with the exact same inflection and timing, and I will never forget it for as long as I live.

It looks horrible, which doesn't alleviate any of the hatred I already have for it.

[gbeenie]

One thing I don't get is what on earth Borat and Nacho Libre are doing in this movie. I wouldn't really call those movie epics. I have a feeling they're just throwing those in for some cheap laughs.

Every laugh they attempt to get in this movie is impossibly cheap.

[torgosPizza]

There hasn't been a Wayans involved in these "spoof" movies since Scary Movie 3, and even that was only in an acting capacity.

Oh yeah I forgot, it was from "2 of the 6 writers." I love how they keep saying that like it's a GOOD thing to advertise. It doesn't question the quality of the material at all.

Date Movie, Epic Movie, Scary Movie. Just come out with all of them in a big box set and call it "Shitty Movie."

[PlayMSTie]

*Whispers* Am I the only one who thought the trailer looked funny? *Hides*

Of course, it probably helps that I've never actually SEEN any of the Wayans brothers movies. Also that I've only seen the trailer a couple of times. I just enjoyed seeing some of the movies get a poke in the eye (literally, in Superman's case ).

[Petey Wheatstraw]

Through Date Movie, I'm convinced that Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer are five-year-olds. Seriously.

[Petey Wheatstraw]

I'm pretty embarrassed to be an American right now. This week, Epic Movie has turned up as the number 1 movie at the box office. Last week, Stomp the Yard was number 1. Oy Gavalt.

[sarcasm_made_Easy]

 

I'm pretty embarrassed to be an American right now. This week, Epic Movie has turned up as the number 1 movie at the box office. Last week, Stomp the Yard was number 1. Oy Gavalt.

Yeah it makes me wish the cold war was still on so i could defect.

actually no thats a lie.  i wouldnt survive in russia its to cold.

maybe barbados needs a good defector, not that i know anything usefull lol