What food do I serve at my Twilight Riff party?

[PlayMSTie]

I was going to say, "Italiano."  That kitchen conversation is probably the lamest conversation in the whole movie, and that's saying something. We've got these brilliant vampires who have matriculated (riffers: "HAHAHAHAHA!!") numerous times, and they think you can't like "Italiano" unless you're Italian? Seriously?

[zenmichael]

I would think any sort of large vegetarian spread would make sense (unless you go more for the "meta" joke of ham/bacon/etc.). Perhaps a freshly taken-down deer? Apparently Emmett hunts bears. But if we're just going for the theme of the movie, I'd say Vitamin R & veggie burgers/mushroom pasta.

(Also, I have a friend who's read the books who says Bella ISN'T veg in the books ... apparently she's cooking & eating steak & potatoes all the time w/Charlie. I can't confirm this, but it seems something the movie definitely got better than the books).

But definitely vitamin R (Ranier beer) or some sort of alcoholic beverage, I think, with which to play any of the NUMEROUS drinking games available with Twilight (I think my favorite is taking a drink any time Bella appears to be choking to death; you don't get sloshed, but a pleasant buzz definitely sets in by the end of the movie--another good one is any time she or something around her falls for no more motivation than 'she's clumsy').

[Lovye]

What about those SweetHearts that have been massed produced and WAY too many people on this forum have admitted to obtaining?

[Ayriana22]

garlic seasoned steaks next to a roaring bonfire... yeah ok its overdone.....

You could have some "sparkling" wine or grapejuice, of course bloody marys or red wine 
Twizzlers- cause it was in the movie...and why not?
Apples- marketing works!
some of those annoying hearts
Generally foods heavy in garlic .
bat shaped cupcakes that sparkle would be hilarious.

Ok i'm not a foodie so there ends my list of culinary suggestions

[Fuzzy Necromancer]

Ham and Cheese sandwiches

Live goats.

[anais.jude]

When I went to PixieRaven's twilight party, I provided Rum and Tequila.....i think something else happened, but I can't remember 

[Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck]

Vampire Cupcakes?

[Fuzzy Necromancer]

When I went to PixieRaven's twilight party, I provided Rum and Tequila.....i think something else happened, but I can't remember 

*wipes blood from mouth*

I'm sure nothing happened. Now looook into my eyes! @___@

[Darth Geek]

When I went to PixieRaven's twilight party, I provided Rum and Tequila.....i think something else happened, but I can't remember 

RVR II spontaniously arrived?

[June]

Clearly Twilight Riff viewing parties must have sandwiches and omelets.

"slice into your brain for sandwiches / and maybe have an omelet..."