Amusing Twilight Stuff

[RoninFox]

Okay, I can post this now that the trax is out.

I saw these in the grocery store over the weekend:



Yes, some of the hearts are "glittery" and have even creepier messages than the standard valentine hearts. Joy!

(As a food, they're just the standard hearts, but these have a bit of fruit flavoring, so they're not bad.)

You...actually BOUGHT these?

Ronin bought me a package of these (and before you crazy rumour hungry people start something he bought one for his married roommate too)

they taste like shit

The orange ones weren't too bad, but yeah they mostly tasted like every other kind of candy heart.

[anais.jude]

and the messages on the hearts were not very clear, and they didn't sparkle.



but the box is cool, and I am going to hang it up on my desk at work. cause I am one of them.....(crazy twilight fangrrrls) 

[Darth Geek]

they taste like shit

Vegetarian shit?

Animal shit?

[PlayMSTie]

Speaking of amusing/horrifying Twilight stuff . . . GAH! 

[Relaxing Dragon]

That's a pretty hard crop between whatshisface and the background. Just saying.

[skenderberg]

That's a pretty hard crop between whatshisface and the background. Just saying.

That's 'cause it's not real.  As far as I can tell, official posters haven't been released yet.  The story that image is attached to isn't real either.

[PlayMSTie]

Thank God for small favors.

[Hamdingers]

Lrrr: "Blech! These candies are chalky and unpleasant!"
Ndndna: "And what is this emotion you humans call 'wuv'?"
Lrrr: "Surely it says 'love'."
Wife: "No, 'wuv'! With an Earth 'w'. Behold!"
Ndndna: "This concept of 'wuv' confuses and infuriates us!"

[Relaxing Dragon]

Seems the Count has given his endorsement: http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/7565/11gmcountchocula11.jpg

[Darth Geek]

Seems the Count has given his endorsement: http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/7565/11gmcountchocula11.jpg

I'm more interested in what Count Blah has to say about it.

[Hamdingers]

Or even Count Von Count....

Vun, Vun angsty sparklepire!
Two, two emo sparklepires!
Three, three teenybopper sqee-fest sparklepires! Ah ah ah!

From the preview of this film, it seemed like Bella was channeling Wanda Sachnusen's (Kathy Ireland in the Alien from L.A. experiment) emotional range of.....

DULL SURPRISE!
now, if she had a ultrasonic squeaky voice instead of her emotionless monotone, the film might have been more amusing....

[MSTJedi]

Or even Count Von Count....

Vun, Vun angsty sparklepire!
Two, two emo sparklepires!
Three, three teenybopper sqee-fest sparklepires! Ah ah ah!

From the preview of this film, it seemed like Bella was channeling Wanda Sachnusen's (Kathy Ireland in the Alien from L.A. experiment) emotional range of.....

DULL SURPRISE!
now, if she had a ultrasonic squeaky voice instead of her emotionless monotone, the film might have been more amusing....

Ugh . . . Don't say that! As much as I used to have a crush on Kathy, that voice should not be wished upon anyone's ears. Very astute on the emotional range of Bella's emoting, though.

[Fuzzy Necromancer]

I have to admit, I am reluctantly amused by the campy tone of these candies.

[Johnny Unusual]

Well, I love EC comics too.  What they did to William Gaines was bullcrap!

[Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck]

Tempting Apple (Bite Me). Nice to see Bill helped with the messages.

Hey...."Bite Me" has been in the riffing lexicon a lot longer than Bill.

(credit where credit is due, after all)