Favorite lines post you must

[cfkane]

I, for one, think that Kevin does a brilliant impression of a muted trombone.

[Pak-Man]

I thought I told you not to barge in like that without making a record-scratch noise.

[Indomitus]

I'll have to watch again to pick out some favorites, but there is one possible missed moment that does come to mind.  When Han is climbing onto the kangaroo-chicken-jackalope, or whatever it is, to go out a search for Luke, we get one of the worst line reads of the entire movie: "Your tauntaun will freeze before you reach the first marker!"  And they let it slide right past.  Should have got a chuckle at least, I would think.

[bratpop]

Luke: Is this real life?

Wow, bad timing. No more goat Segway.

Yoda: Why are you eating my roof tar?

Never fails. As soon as the humans leave, the robots start with the racist jokes.
Can we edit that part out? "No. No we can't." Noooooooo!
(Disqualified for being in the sample.)

Lando: I have a waterbed.

[Indomitus]

I loved the clusterf**k of "Colt 45" jokes, especially the one where they all blurt it out at once.  It goes to show that even a painfully obvious joke can be turned into something funny.

[Thrifty]

Luke, panicky, after R2 falls into the swamp: "R2 where are you?"
Kevin (angrily): I dunno, maybe he's IN THE WATER.

Mike: "Remember, this robot has jets and can fly."

[Darth Geek]

"And he's acting wildly out of character."

[Giser]

I have to go with

C3PO: "Could someone pull this stick out of my ass"

TaunTaun running across icefield as seen from the air: "Look out it's Sarah Palin"

[FBX]

I don't get the Sarah Palin joke. Is it an aerial wolf hunting reference?

Favorite line was the "Calista Flockheart up there... his future wife"

[Indomitus]

I don't get the Sarah Palin joke. Is it an aerial wolf hunting reference?

Moose hunting, actually.

[Androktasie]

(When luke is reaching for his lightsaber in the Wampa cave)

He should use the uh, whatchya' call it, the thing people like him use...
Use... the force?
No, that's not it.   Use the... SUICIDE PILL!  That's what I was thinking.

[Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck]

"They argue but the sex is great!" (various occasions)

[NYFalcon1981]

Chad calling out Leia for her cocaine use.

Bill questioning if: are you technically still a princess if your planet is destroyed?
And Luke's being vader's son leading to his love of capes.

Mike had a couple good ones!

Mike: is this like a b-l-a-c-k thing?
(After Han punches Lando him) Whatever I gotta go rinse out my hair relaxer cream.
M: if only my dad could see me now, he'd offer me power converters ...(something I missed).... he'd admire my 2 beautiful hands.

[Darth Geek]

Bill questioning if: are you technically still a princess if your planet is destroyed?

More importantly, are you still a Princess if your mother the Queen WAS ELECTED? I wished they had riffed something about that little ret-con fubar.

[MSTJedi]

"They argue but the sex is great!" (various occasions)

Didn't they use that in the Blame Society iRiff of A New Hope?