Say something mean about the next poster.

[AmazingThor]

Why do you blame everything on my bottomless stupidity?
And I couldn't help it, someone left giant novelty tools all over the floor.

The next poster voted for Ron Paul.

[Thorns of Crimson Death]

I actually DID vote for R.P. and I'm damn proud of it.

The next poster used to spend weekends at "Neverland Ranch" as a child.

[Dim of the Yard]

If it weren't for my gender, that REALLY would have been bad news for me!

The next poster is so self-absorbed, they think that this sentence is about them.

[Action Batch]

It is about me. If you were me, you'd understand.

The next poster can't tell the difference between coke and heroin - PEPSI!!! I meant pepsi!

[FLOCK of RABID SHEEP?!?!]

no but they both taste great...yes...great taste...

the next poster is addicted to squirrel turds

[Doctor Who?]

Ranger Gord gave me my first taste and then I was hooked.

The next poster has killed more people then The Punisher.

[Thorns of Crimson Death]

And it's my second greatest achievement behind drinking all the syrup bottles on my table at IHOP.

The next poster was a contestant on "Who wants to be Ernest Borgnine's Human Lollipop?"

[THE QUEEN!!!]

Yeah and I won the 2nd place prize--an autographed gym sock once owned by Ross Perot

The next poster brought about the AIDS epidemic single handedly

[Action Batch]

I sure did, and for my next trick - Multiple Allergy Nano-Obtrusive Syndrome, or MANOS, for short.

The next poster dangles twinkies in front of Sally Strothers.

[Pak-Man]

Lost one of my hands and most of my arm doing it, but it was totally worth it!

The next poster fights like a dairy farmer.

[RoninFox]

And once I grab you nipple in a fight I'll pull till that bucket is overflowing!

The next poster has been known to lose Connect Four in four moves.

[OmegaR!]

My catchphrase for losing is "You sunk my battleship!"

The next poster sparkles in the sunlight

[Doctor Who?]

Yeah but it has nothing to do with being a vampire,it's just a timelord thing,that's why I always wear long sleeves.

The next poster's favorite movie is Twilight.

[AmazingThor]

Thats true. Did I forget to mention that I'm deaf, dumb, and blind as well as mentally retarded?

The next poster is deaf and blind, but not dumb.

[bettertomorrowamy]

You're right, I didn't vote for Ron Paul.

The next poster got a bank loan to buy a 500,000 dollar house.