Say something mean about the next poster.

[Doctor Who?]

I've had the rash since I was a baby but this is the first I have heard of Voodoo being involved.

The next poster is going to kill everyone who doesn't buy their iRiff.

[FLOCK of RABID SHEEP?!?!]

hmmm yes i will kill everyone who doesnt buy my non existent iriff, yes...YOU ARE ALL DOOMED!!!

the next poster will never get more than $.75 for any of their iriffs, no matter how good they are...

[Doctor Who?]

Well to be fair non of my iriffs will ever be more then two minutes long.

The next poster is trying to destroy ev ery copy of every BIlly Wilder movie.

[FLOCK of RABID SHEEP?!?!]

well, yes, ace in the hole sucked big time

the next poster takes everything waaaaayyyyy to personally

[Thorns of Crimson Death]

You better take that back you son-of-a-bitch!

The next poster will be on "To catch a Predator" and shoot themselves in the head while trying to escape the clutches of Chris Hansen.

[Doctor Who?]

When i said let's meet in that online chat i thought I was talking to a 35 year old.

the next poster will eat every single chicken on earth.

[Cibernético II]

I hate it when chickens refuse to get married! Damn them!

The next poster smells like farts and lilac.

[FLOCK of RABID SHEEP?!?!]

wow, i was wondering why people were repelled by me while bees and butterflies seemed to be around me all the time...

the next poster will never know they have a fatal allergy to bee stings until they are stung for the first time...

[Doctor Who?]

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The next poster forced MASH to have a laugh track.

[FLOCK of RABID SHEEP?!?!]

well, i love the canned sounds of laughter, what can i say....

the next poster was responsible for every major death on MASH

[Stacey]

I'm a writer: an Artist. I'm not running for office.

The next poster inspired 2 near-suicides due to her personal hygiene.

[AmazingThor]

If I can put off bathing for another month I think I can cause a successful one.

The next poster flipped off the pope.

[FLOCK of RABID SHEEP?!?!]

yes, but a photo is not as responsive as one could hope...

the next poster tried to assassinate the last pope

[AmazingThor]

But at the last second I realized that it was Miley Cyrus and not the pope. So I pulled the trigger.

The next poster wrestled under the name "Hard Cheese" for ten years.

[mike5150]

But at the last second I realized that it was Miley Cyrus and not the pope. So I pulled the trigger.

The next poster wrestled under the name "Hard Cheese" for ten years.

I am soon going to have it legally changed to a proper wrestling name, which does not make my father Colby Jack very happy. He wanted the name Cheese to live on for ever. But really,  what the hell kind of name is Hard anyway?

the next poster has been recently plagued by work related injuries due to stupidity (I did not know it had to be mean)