Say something mean about the next poster.

[dignan]

Don't judge me!  It gives you a FANTASTIC high.

The next poster is a...great...big...stupidhead.

[Courtney]

Yeah.... well.... your FACE is a stupidhead!  Sick burn.

The next poster's momma is so fat that when she sits around the house, she is really fat.  (I was never good at those.)

[SaucyRossy]

Torgospizza is a big giant DONG.

[torgosPizza]

Torgospizza is a big giant DONG.

Yeah but SaucyRoss's face is made of DUNG!

Oh, and the next poster smells of elderberries!

[Axnollouse]

Well smelling of elderberries is better than smelling of Dongs!

The next poster has a massive dong phobia!

[FLOCK of RABID SHEEP?!?!]

you have no idea what happens when the doorbell rings....i can barely contain my anxiety after the second note   

the next poster's mom is so ugly, she makes onions cry

[Doctor Who?]

Only after I threw acid in her face.

The next poster can't read or write and doesn't want to learn.

[FLOCK of RABID SHEEP?!?!]

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the next poster will die alone in an unforgiving post-apocalyptic wasteland after you get kicked out of one of the only civilized places left...

(watching Tooth and Nail as we speak)

[Doctor Who?]

I'll just start my own civilized place with blackjack and Hookers!

The next poster ate  Charles Bronson

[Action Batch]

Lemme tell you, you only rent Charles Bronson. And to be honest, not really that magnificent.

The next poster dealt it, smelt it, and blamed me for it.

[FLOCK of RABID SHEEP?!?!]

well you were the only one around, i would have blamed it on the dog, but, well, it was the dog, lol

the next poster knows what dog tastes like

[Doctor Who?]

I think all the neighbors are starting to wonder where their dogs have gotten to.

The next poster hates everything not made of pasta.

[FLOCK of RABID SHEEP?!?!]

but the homeless aren't people (j/k)

the next poster is a homeless person

[Doctor Who?]

The TARDIS isn't a home?!

The next poster canceled The Critic.

[Cibernético II]

I just couldn't sit by while the animated Jews take over television.

The next poster has a terrible rash that afflicted him with via a voodoo doll.