Badly Named Movies (and possibly better titles)

[bratpop]

*ahem*

Ice Pirates (Space Pirates... or Fake Han Solos)
Sky High (Hero High)
Batman Begins (Bruce Wayne Starts Being Batman)
Fired Up (F*ck U)
Friday the 13th (Friday the 1st)
Coraline (Creepy World)
The Pink Panther 2 (Steve Martin Hates Himself)
Slumdog Millionaire (Millions 2: More Millions)
Push (Way of the Telekinetic Gun)
The Tale of Despereaux (Dex, The All-American Mouse)
Delgo (Don't Go)
Repo! The Genetic Opera (Retard! The Generic Opera)
City of Ember (Bill Murray Hates Himself)
Bruce Almighty (Rod Almighty)
Evan Almighty (Dave's Ark)
Finding Nemo (Fish Finder)
Bringing Down the House (Bringin' Down Da Hizouse)
Juno (Slutty Brewster)
Twilight (Vamp High-ers)
Happy Feet (Steve Martin: Live In Concert)
Ratatouille (Rat-a-Movie)
The Da Vinci Code  (Leonardo: The Caper)
Raiders of the Lost Ark (Facemelter: Deathbox of God)
Independence Day (Martian Killers, U.S.A.)

[Darth Geek]

Plan 9 From Outer Space (Bela's Dead)
XXX (RRR)

[Bob]

Monster A Go-Go (Monster A No-Show)

[Piobman]

Troll 2 (Nilbog!)

[Darth Geek]

AVP:R (Darkness Falls)

[SJP]

Blade: Trinity (It's the Ryan Reynolds Comedy Hour!)

The Amityville Horror (People Don't Listen)

Beastmaster (Rip Torn Hates Ferrets)

Vegas Vacation (The End of Chevy Chase)

Punisher: War Zone (Titus Pullo Blows Crap Up)

The Terminator (Looking for Sarah Connor)

And, for those paying attention:

Dead Alive (Braindead)

[Darth Geek]

Dead Alive (Braindead)

[gojikranz]

meet dave (starship dave)

[Darth Geek]

Back to the Future (Technically It's Not Pedophilia Anymore)

[Piobman]

Back to the Future (Technically It's Not Pedophilia Anymore)

To go with that...

Star Wars IV - (I didn't know she was my sister)

[Fuzzy Necromancer]

Juno: How does a single unprotected sex act qualify somebody as a slut?

My Bloody Valentine (Hey, who want to see an axe IN 3D!)

Life Force: (Naked Space Vampires, starring poor man's Dennis Quaid, who is himself a poor man's Harrison Ford)

[SJP]

Got some more:

Bram Stoker's Dracula (Yes, Gary Oldman is Evil Yet Again)
Lost in Space (Lost Time You'll Never Get Back)
Doomsday (Mad Maxine: Beyond Glasgow)
Unbreakable (They Call Me Mr. Glass)
Batman & Robin (Unwatchable)
The Neverending Story (The Story)
The Running Man (Future Governors)
Return of the Jedi (Muppets in Space)
Muppets in Space (The Final Frontier)
Star Trek V: The Final Frontier (Never Heard of It)

[Crow T. Robot 666]

meet dave (starship dave)

Meet Dave (It's not Bill Corbett's fault that Eddie Murphy is box office poison.)

[ScottotD]

Juno: How does a single unprotected sex act qualify somebody as a slut?

I thought the same thing.

[bratpop]

What else do you call a pregnant teenager?