Ok I want to spend the next year or so watching really bad movies

[Dankbuds]

That's a proper DVD cover? It looks more like someone's fan picture. 

I dont think so it's the only one I could quickly locate though...

there is this one but it's a double feature cover


available on amazon
http://www.amazon.com/Eastern-Horror-Vampire-Devils-Dynamite/dp/B000EGDAQQ/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1?ie=UTF8&s=dvd&qid=1233163907&sr=8-1
Now I havent seen the 2nd title but it can't possible be worse than Robo Vampire

mst3k robot holocaust (1986) has nothing on Robo Vampire (1988)

[Courtney]

It sounds like The Crush 2: Electric Bugaloo.  Actually, even better, it sounds like The Crush + Fear.  You know I can't turn that down.  Adding to my Amazon cart as we speak.

Which reminds me...if Court's not going to do it, I'd like to recommend Fear. The plot could've been a Lifetime movie (in fact, it was) but incredibly, it's a hundred times more fucking crazy/awesome than that. I'm not going to spoil any scenes (since a lot of the fun comes from seeing just how much more insane the movie can get) except one-if you've ever wanted to see Mark Whalberg finger Reese Whitherspoon on a roller coaster to the strains of folk-rock, well, now's your chance.

In a move that shocks no one, I fully endorse this suggestion.  The Crush is my favorite bad movie that's fun because it's laughably bad.  This is my other favorite bad movie because it really is just fun.  It's not terrible or goofy like The Crush.  This movie is just fun and ridiculous.

[Doctor Who?]

I don't watch porn,sorry.

[Dankbuds]

Which reminds me... I'd like to recommend Fear. except one-if you've ever wanted to see Mark Whalberg finger Reese Whitherspoon on a roller coaster

That right there makes it a great movie in my opinion come on think about it "Marky Mark" and Reese Witherspoon and let's not forget to mention Alyssa Milano ... How can you not like it.. that mentioned scene makes it my second favorite Reese movie ever... #1 being Twilight (1998)  http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0119594/
The full frontal nude scene of Reese Witherspoon is awesome along with the simulated sex scene much better than Fear's scene

[Doctor Who?]

I can't wait to start watching these.

[Nunyerbiz]

I have seen The Babysitter... just once, many many moons ago on Cinemax or Showtime or whatever. I'd be lying if I said I remember much about it, but in general, I'll agree with Dankbuds. It was one of those "well, I made it this far... gotta ride it to the end" movies. The only thing I recall off the top of my head is that the one character actor, the guy who is really good at playing completely unlikable asshole characters, does a really good job at playing a completely unlikable asshole pervert.

(looking at imdb after the fact, J.T. Walsh is the actor I was just thinking of... he is in the "Ohh... it's THAT guy" Hall of Fame for actors you see everywhere but could never name.)

Anyways...  It was nothing like The Crush, which is gleefully entertaining for reasons entirely opposite of the filmmakers intentions. Oh... and Cary Elwes... he helped too. It's always a comedy when he's around, whether it's supposed to be or not.

[Dankbuds]

Just thinking about that movie makes my skin crawl, and they have it on netflix...
You must get this if you want to see a bad movie, I worked at a mom and pop video store in high school during the mid-90's, a video store where we might have had 150 customers and most of them came in for the "back room selection".. So I had alot of free time just to sit there and watch movies, sadly  I'd like to think I've seen more movies than most and this movie is by far the most bizaar, unintelligent, confusing, and insanely painful thing I've ever watched.

[gbeenie]

A movie that was so bad, it made me feel violated.


The Babysitter (1995)

How have I never heard of this movie?   NEED.

Poor Alicia Silverstone. There's no way she's not gonna become a staple of VH-1, courtesy of either Celebrity Fit Club or Celebrity Rehab.

[gbeenie]

Invasion Of The Bee Girls.

[Dankbuds]

Hunk (1987) http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093231/
with a PG Rating : It holds a 3.6 out of 10 on IMDB but that's only because it only got 399 votes if it had more votes it would be much lower

That is a movie that they played on HBO everyday for like 3 months when HBO only had 1 channel unlike today where they have like 14+ between all the east and west and spanish...
Also it was another movie that as a child I thought was good, I bought the DVD about 5 years ago and I've got to tell you... It appears I might have been slightly retarded as a child.

[Doctor Who?]

Don't worry we all were.

I liked all the 3 Ninjas movies when I was a kid,oh and Space Jam.

[Dankbuds]

I remember I rented this video, and I'd never heard any reviews about it before and the box on the shelf was basically blank it just had a list of Big Names like:
ESTEVEZ
STALLONE
TRAVOLTA
SWAYZE
Thinking this had to be the next "Godfather" I quickly took it home only to be seriously disappointed when I found out it was:

Spoiler

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0106366/
Beach Babes from Beyond (1993)

And that the names provided were actually: Joe Estevez, Don Swayze, Joey Travolta, Jackie Stallone I always considered it an ingenius marketing ploy, even if it was slightly dishonest

[dignan]

What's that movie about the Slimeball Bowl-o-rama?  That one is terrible.

Oh, and...I don't remember if it's Sorority House Massacre 2 or Slumber Party Massacre 2, but it's the one with Orville. 

[Dankbuds]

What's that movie about the Slimeball Bowl-o-rama? 

http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0096142/

Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama (1988)

Yeah, that was another bad one, but I guess if you show enough naked women in a movie people stopped caring about it being plotless

[Ortega]

Haven't seen it all...but I've seen enough (and the Marketplace makes it under $5).

Too bad Toomorrow isn't on DVD (legally).

The other Bastards have categorically refused to even attempt this movie.....too bad......it would make quite an interesting track...

My suggestion:



Now, for a Troma movie, this one is REALLY bad.  The way it was shot(using the term cinematography would be too kind, as it was shot on crappy 80's video) the "acting" sucks, the plot is asinine.  It really hurst the soul. 

the trailer, yeah its NSFW

Spoiler