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Ok I want to spend the next year or so watching really bad movies

Started by Doctor Who?, January 20, 2009, 09:39:02 PM

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Dankbuds

Quote from: Thrifty on January 28, 2009, 08:31:41 AM
Quote from: SmilinJackRoss on January 21, 2009, 11:14:25 AM
I think MrTorso will be quite the authority in this thread.  The only people with more DVDs than him are Roger Ebert and God.

PS:  Shark Attack 3 should go to the top of your list, Doctor Who.

I take that as a challege!  Which I will address later when I get a chance to photograph and catalogue my collection.

At one time (Early 90's) I thought I had the quintessential VHS collection having over 1500 of the greatest movies ever made (in my opinion). Then DVD's came out and I was blown away with the quality so I had to start my collection over again  :(
Now with Blu-ray introduced  :speechless:  I'm scared that by the time I build a new collection another form of media will come out and once again my collection will be obsolete.

Thrifty

Quote from: Doctor Who? on January 27, 2009, 10:09:33 PM
So about those Bad movies every one.

I will post the list on the 31st and then if I mised any you can pop in here and tell me,i plan to have the final list up on the second and as soon as I see a movie I will let you know what I think of it.

Thanks again for all of your help.

I'm not really a conniseur of bad movies, apart from what I see on MST3K, CT, and Rifftrax.  And I can't think of any titles off the top of my head, but I can think of where to find them: the Sci-Fi channel.

Also, Eight Legged Freaks.

Dankbuds

A movie that was so bad, it made me feel violated.


The Babysitter (1995)

Doctor Who?

I can;t believe those Sci-fi movies are Sci-Fis highest rated non wrestling shows.

Courtney

Quote from: Dankbuds on January 28, 2009, 09:04:33 AM
A movie that was so bad, it made me feel violated.


The Babysitter (1995)

How have I never heard of this movie?   NEED.



mrbasehart

I think Alicia Silverstone has probably only ever been in one genuinely good movie, Clueless. 

ImOscardotcom

Quote from: Courtney on January 28, 2009, 09:10:58 AM
Quote from: Dankbuds on January 28, 2009, 09:04:33 AM
A movie that was so bad, it made me feel violated.


The Babysitter (1995)

How have I never heard of this movie?   NEED.

From Uncle Wiki:
QuoteWhile a teenager girl babysits two young children, two of her peers and the children's father explore their obsessions with her.


Dankbuds

And I got one more..


Robo Vampire (1988)

I like robots.. I like Vampires but somehow this movie completely missed the mark.

mrbasehart

That's a proper DVD cover? It looks more like someone's fan picture.  :)

I've got tonnes more recommendations if you want 'em, Doc.

Courtney

It sounds like The Crush 2: Electric Bugaloo.  Actually, even better, it sounds like The Crush + Fear.  You know I can't turn that down.  Adding to my Amazon cart as we speak.



MontyServo

I really want to add a few titles to this list, but nothing is coming to mind.

The only ones I can really think of are ones that I have seen recently like Bride Wars (real stinker), but I don't think that is what you have in mind.

The Shepherd: Border Patrol, which is a direct to DVD movie starring JCVD, is a big turd.  JCVD plays a border patrol guy trying to stop drug smugglers.  That one is pretty stupid.

So I guess those are my two suggestions - The Shepherd: Border Patrol (out on DVD now) and Bride Wars (out on DVD in a few months or so).

I don't know why I am drawing a blank here.  I know I have seen tons of crappy movies

TCM Underground (Friday nights at 2am) shows cult movies which a lot of times = "bad" movies.  Maybe you will see something there that will fit the bill.  http://www.tcm.com/2008/underground/index.jsp

Dankbuds

Quote from: Courtney on January 28, 2009, 09:22:57 AM
It sounds like The Crush 2: Electric Bugaloo.  Actually, even better, it sounds like The Crush + Fear.  You know I can't turn that down.  Adding to my Amazon cart as we speak.

I warn you... I liked The Crush and Fear.. After The Babysitter was over, I wanted that time I just pissed away back...

Doctor Who?

Thanks keep them coming if you have any more feel free to add them.

ImOscardotcom

Quote from: Courtney on January 28, 2009, 09:22:57 AM
It sounds like The Crush 2: Electric Bugaloo.  Actually, even better, it sounds like The Crush + Fear.  You know I can't turn that down.  Adding to my Amazon cart as we speak.

Which reminds me...if Court's not going to do it, I'd like to recommend Fear. The plot could've been a Lifetime movie (in fact, it was) but incredibly, it's a hundred times more fucking crazy/awesome than that. I'm not going to spoil any scenes (since a lot of the fun comes from seeing just how much more insane the movie can get) except one-if you've ever wanted to see Mark Whalberg finger Reese Whitherspoon on a roller coaster to the strains of folk-rock, well, now's your chance.