Favorite Lines

[Darth Geek]

IT'S...

[Thrifty]

From Kevin, something like "Thank God there's no magnetic steel in those guns of theirs."

[Darth Geek]

I think it was "thank god their guns aren't made of metal."

Also, I think I heard a quick line about "only things that are funny". A reference to the great host segment about Levitating: Funny or Not Funny?

[Wiseblood]

Hey mom, I'm in a movie!  I get to hold a push broom and scrub Harrison Ford's wang.

[FBX]

"lucy you have some splaining to do!"

[PlayMSTie]

"Or maybe they've stumbled upon Snow White's dirty little secret."

"Elvis Primate!"

[Darth Geek]

Whenever I hear Kevin's riff "3 Jocks were killed in the ensuing melee." I always add "And no one cared."

[Kierewiet]

"I guess magnetism only works if you -believe- in it."

Indie: "The metal in this gunpowder will point the way."
Bill: "And it makes me really angry!"

And Mikes shia impressions had me on the floor. "Shouldn't that be getongetongetongetongrampsgrampgrampsgramps."

[dangfish]

'Indy's had his turn signal on for the last fifteen miles.'

' It's Kif from Futurama.'

Bill - 'Why do they need a window there?'
Kevin - 'They don't.'

[TheTaxidermist]

I loved Bill doing the Indiana Jones theme and each time it got a little more depressing.  Not really a line but hey, it was hilarious.


Gogogogogogogogo "He just took Shia's line".

[Thrifty]

I loved Bill doing the Indiana Jones theme and each time it got a little more depressing.  Not really a line but hey, it was hilarious.


Gogogogogogogogo "He just took Shia's line".

That one pissed me off.  If it wasn't an action scene, Bill would do that and sorta say "um where's all the action in this Indiana Jones movie?"  If it was, he'd say "This action scene is going on too long!"  They did the same thing with the Star Wars movies.

[DoctorSpooky]

"Hey mom!  I'm in a movie!  Yeah, I get to hold a pushbroom & scrub Harrison Ford's WANG!" 
"'Nuk-u-lar', you might as well just give up & put it in the dictionary!"
"Need `an education'?  Come to `A College'."

And these are just from 20 minutes in!