Worst/Most Unintentionally Funny Movie Lines Ever

[ImOscardotcom]

Just watched Oliver Stones's Doors biopic, and this one jumped out at me as pretty bad/hilarious:

"Well, Jim Morrison! You've ruined another Thanksgiving!"

I'm sure there are far worse, however. Feel free to quote them.

[Darth Geek]

KAAAAAAHN!

[Relaxing Dragon]

Everything Bella or Edward says in Twilight.

Really, everything. I could copy/paste the imdb quotes page and there'd be more still. The more I think about it, the more I realize that was a pretty funny movie.

[Piobman]

I'd have to go with "I used to F*** guys like you in prison" from road house.

[Nick]

Shark Attack 3. 

[Piobman]

Shark Attack 3. 

That was Pretty awesome my friend.

[Rattrap007]

I agree on the Shark Attack 3 one. I know what it is without seeing it.

I'd also toss in "Garbage day!" from Silent Night, Deadly Night 2..

[Chaos]

I always found "You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought." to be the most amusing thing in the entirety of Star Wars.

[mrbasehart]

I always found "You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought." to be the most amusing thing in the entirety of Star Wars.

She's pointing at Chewbacca when she says that line to Han...   

[anais.jude]

I always found "You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought." to be the most amusing thing in the entirety of Star Wars.

She's pointing at Chewbacca when she says that line to Han...   

that's worthy of an eyegouge smiley 

[SmilinJackRoss]

I just caught Twister on TV the other day, and it had been about 10 years since I'd seen it.  I remember enjoying it, but I sat gape-jawed at how horrible it really was.
The climax contains this exchange between Helen Hunt & Bill Paxton as a tornado rages along side them as they drive:
Bill: "Debris!"
Helen: "We have debris!" (then instructing Bill on where to drive)
"Right! Left! Right! Left!"

"We have debris"?  really?  would you say that out loud?  and then tell the driver which direction to steer?  Or would you just scream and shit your pants (Like I would)?

My facepalm could be heard a mile away, I swear to god.

[Piobman]

I always found "You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought." to be the most amusing thing in the entirety of Star Wars.

I always thought that was intended to be funny... course, I get that impression from everything he does.

[Chaos]

The only things Lucas intends to be funny are the lines that NOBODY laughs at. All the ones that actually amuse people are ones that he was too stupid to realize sounded either retarded or innuendo-y.

[Piobman]

The only things Lucas intends to be funny are the lines that NOBODY laughs at. All the ones that actually amuse people are ones that he was too stupid to realize sounded either retarded or innuendo-y.

So very true.

[dalem]

I'd have to go with "I used to F*** guys like you in prison" from road house.

Yeah.  Ditto.

I mean I agree with your opinion, not that I --

Darn.

-dale