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Started by Chaos, December 01, 2008, 04:35:12 AM

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Doctor Who?

What can I say I was to good looking for them.

At least my mother and my sister aren't the same person.

Doctor Who?

OOHHHHH.

Shut up,then again what can i expect from a boy who lost a battle of wits with a goldfish.

bratpop


Doctor Who?

Last time i checked your the one who said shut up,then again I shouldn't expect you to be smart enough to know what you posted five minutes ago.

Doctor Who?

At least he didn't make a animated movie with out any animation.

At least i can watch Bluth's stuff with out motion sickness pills.

Doctor Who?

K'ay?

Why don't you go back to your favorite pass time(sucking Bashki's dick) and leave me alone.

DarthChimay

Quote from: Doctor Who? on December 03, 2008, 12:21:16 PM
Fritz the cat.

I have never seen it but i am told it is good so it fits in this thread.

I dunno. I watched it back in college, when it was still hard to find and I and my friends found it quite dull.

Petey Wheatstraw

Quote from: Doctor Who? on December 03, 2008, 12:37:57 PM
What can I say I was to good looking for them.

At least my mother and my sister aren't the same person.

Quote from: Doctor Who? on December 03, 2008, 12:41:09 PM
OOHHHHH.

Shut up,then again what can i expect from a boy who lost a battle of wits with a goldfish.

Quote from: Doctor Who? on December 03, 2008, 12:44:25 PM
Last time i checked your the one who said shut up,then again I shouldn't expect you to be smart enough to know what you posted five minutes ago.

Quote from: Doctor Who? on December 03, 2008, 12:49:07 PM
At least he didn't make a animated movie with out any animation.

At least i can watch Bluth's stuff with out motion sickness pills.

Quote from: Doctor Who? on December 03, 2008, 12:54:23 PM
K'ay?

Why don't you go back to your favorite pass time(sucking Bashki's dick) and leave me alone.

Quote from: DarthChimay on December 03, 2008, 12:57:25 PM
Quote from: Doctor Who? on December 03, 2008, 12:21:16 PM
Fritz the cat.

I have never seen it but i am told it is good so it fits in this thread.

I dunno. I watched it back in college, when it was still hard to find and I and my friends found it quite dull.

Don't feed the loony.

(I tried to find a picture from that Monty Python sketch with the priest with an axe in his head, but no go.)
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Doctor Who?

Well that was the most fun i have ever had inflating my post count.

Petey Wheatstraw

Getting back on topic, Don Bluth sucks, but he made two good films -- Secret of NIMH and An American Tail. The rest of his work is little more than the animation equivalent of Linkin Park (mainstream masquerading as "alternative").
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Doctor Who?

Last time i checked i wasn't the one with over 2000 posts telling people to shut up and fuck off.

Also I'm not the one who is so in love with one of the worst movies ever made that i go into a blind rage every time someone says it's bad.

Sure I liked both the Fantastic 4 movies but you don't see me flipping out every time some one says they are bad.

Also the second American tale movie was one of my favorites as a kid,i haven't seen it in years but i remember it being good.

Also The land before time was pretty good.

I'll take Bluth over Bashki any day of the week.

Nothing Bluth has done has been as bad as bashki's Lord of the rings.

Doctor Who?

I was quoting you but then you edited and deleted the post.

Tell me did the animation in Anastasia move and did it have more then two colors?

if so Bluth wins hands down.

Oh and I didn't fly into a blind rage.

I couldn't care less what you think of Bluth.

Doctor Who?

No but if you are making a color animated film you should use more then two.

Also in animation the pictures are supposed to move,that's why it's called a MOTION picture.

Also if you ask me the person who keep deleting his own posts shouldn't be accusing anyone of anything.

Petey Wheatstraw

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Quote from: Doctor Who? on December 03, 2008, 01:07:56 PMLast time i checked i wasn't the one with over 2000 posts telling people to shut up

Er...

Quote from: Doctor Who? (2546) on December 03, 2008, 12:41:09 PMShut up

Quote from: Doctor Who? on December 03, 2008, 01:07:56 PMAlso I'm not the one who is so in love with one of the worst movies ever made that i go into a blind rage every time someone says it's bad.

Uh...

Quote from: Doctor Who? on December 03, 2008, 01:07:56 PMAlso The land before time was pretty good.

Huh.

Quote from: Doctor Who? on December 03, 2008, 01:07:56 PMSure I liked both the Fantastic 4 movies but you don't see me flipping out every time some one says they are bad.

No, but you somehow fly into a blind rage every time I mention how much Don Bluth sucks.

Quote from: Doctor Who? on December 03, 2008, 01:07:56 PMAlso the second American tale movie was one of my favorites as a kid,i haven't seen it in years but i remember it being good.

Because it wasn't made by Don Bluth.

Quote from: Doctor Who? on December 03, 2008, 01:07:56 PMI'll take Bluth over Bashki any day of the week.

Yes, and I'm sure that you think that Hybrid Theory is better than the White Album.

Quote from: Doctor Who? on December 03, 2008, 01:07:56 PMNothing Bluth has done has been as bad as bashki's Lord of the rings.

No. Pretty much everything Bluth has done is far, far worse. Anastasia was so bad that the spirits of the historical figures portrayed in the film rose from the dead and smacked the living shit out of Bluth the day it came out.

Quote from: Doctor Who? on December 03, 2008, 01:18:33 PMI was quoting you but then you edited and deleted the post.

That's the excuse you use whenever you don't have an argument.

Quote from: Doctor Who? on December 03, 2008, 01:18:33 PMTell me did the animation in Anastasia move and did it have more then two colors?

So, having color makes a good animated film? Okay, might as well burn all those Betty Boop cartoons, because obviously Home on the Range and Rock-A-Doodle are the better films.

Quote from: Doctor Who? on December 03, 2008, 01:18:33 PMif so Bluth wins hands down.

Oh and I didn't fly into a blind rage.

I couldn't care less what you think of Bluth.

Fantastic, because Don Bluth and Linkin Park couldn't suck more if you gave each of them a near-empty cup and a straw. All Dogs Go to Heaven was the single-biggest piece of shit I've ever seen in my life. A Troll in Central Park and The Pebble and the Penguin gave children cancer. Thumbelina was a worse act than pissing on Hans Christian Andersen's grave site. Bartok the Magnificent was used to torture Al Qaeda members. They give in three minutes into the movie! Titan A.E. was so bad that even George Lucas said "wow, that was a bad movie!"

Quote from: Doctor Who? on December 03, 2008, 01:31:01 PMNo but if you are making a color animated film you should use more then two.

That's the lamest argument I've ever heard. Directors use color and shadow to achieve a certain look. Saying that a film "only has two colors" is not an argument against it. Especially when Don Bluth's films look like shit.

Quote from: Doctor Who? on December 03, 2008, 01:31:01 PMAlso in animation the pictures are supposed to move,that's why it's called a MOTION picture.

Unless you are trying to achieve a certain look, like imitating a comic book. Are Creepshow and Sin City as bad as Battlefield Earth?

Quote from: Doctor Who? on December 03, 2008, 01:31:01 PMAlso if you ask me the person who keep deleting his own posts shouldn't be accusing anyone of anything.

Yes, you shouldn't.
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Quote from: Isaac on December 03, 2008, 01:23:22 PM
...was so bad that even George Lucas said "wow, that was a bad movie!"

See, in my mind, that kind of recommendation would make me think it's a good movie. Sort of a double negative, doncha think?