Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?

[RoninFox]

Probably not a good idea to invite Hitler with Cruise ion that role...

Congratulations, you have uncovered my point.

[Tripe]

Why so angry?

[Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck]

Better that than this:



I'm sorry....but that is SO....I just don't know.   

[RoninFox]

Why so angry?

I'm not.  Apologies if it came out that way.

[Trumpysgirl]

Why so angry?

I'm not.  Apologies if it came out that way.

Suuuure, we all know that you're a mean drunk. The sooner you accept it the better.

[Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck]

Speaking of things coming out angry......

The Greatest American Hero was in Carrie?

Believe it or not....

Was I supposed to let that pass?

[Bob]

Speaking of things coming out angry......

The Greatest American Hero was in Carrie?

Believe it or not....

Was I supposed to let that pass?

Believe it or not...........

[anais.jude]

AS head of the Prom Committee, Tom Cruise is BANNED from the prom

[Dim of the Yard]

AS head of the Prom Committee, Tom Cruise is BANNED from the prom

But then who will mix the cocktails?

[mrbasehart]

The Coyote Ugly chicks.  As long as they don't set the bar on fire.

[Courtney]

Tyra Banks is allowed nowhere near this prom.  Bitch is crazy.

[mrbasehart]

Okay then.  Only Piper Perabo. 

[Trumpysgirl]

For once people magazine got it right.

Dear Hugh Jackman,






Will you go to prom with me? I promise to beat up anyone who asks if you're gay, because it's just not fair to manly men who also happen to know how to sing.

[mrbasehart]

Is it wrong to think I'd rather have Hugh Jackman play Indiana Jones than Harrison Ford ever do another one?

[a pretty girl is like]

Is it wrong to think I'd rather have Hugh Jackman play Indiana Jones than Harrison Ford ever do another one?

No, it is not wrong.  That should be written into The Constitution, I think.