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Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?

Started by anais.jude, November 13, 2008, 10:25:26 AM

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anais.jude

We are all adults here; we don't need any chaperons.

Tripe

Yes but by that standard we don't need a prom either....

Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck

Quote from: anais.jude on November 24, 2008, 10:33:54 AM
We are all adults here

Speak for yourself....

Time for another back up?

Dear Trevor Eve:  Will you go to Prom with me?  I won't let anyone laugh at your name.


Trumpysgirl

We should probably think up a theme for our prom (other than the fact that we're all bringing celebrities).
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Quote from: Trumpysgirl on November 24, 2008, 11:24:25 AM
We should probably think up a theme for our prom (other than the fact that we're all bringing celebrities).

I vote for a Carrie themed prom... either that or "Day at the Abattoir." So long as someone gets pig's blood dumped on them...

saltwrench

You mean like, "Under The Sea," or, "Camelot?"

I like, "An evening on Arrakis," and we all wear the moisture conservation suits and there are terrible sandstorms blown around by large industrial fans...

Then again then there would be no celebrity skin being shown and we would all lose...I retract that statement and nominate, "Ice Palace," just so that there can be one of those frozen bar tops to keep your drink chilled.

Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck

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Quote from: DarthChimay on November 24, 2008, 11:30:26 AM
Quote from: Trumpysgirl on November 24, 2008, 11:24:25 AM
We should probably think up a theme for our prom (other than the fact that we're all bringing celebrities).

I vote for a Carrie themed prom... either that or "Day at the Abattoir." So long as someone gets pig's blood dumped on them...


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(seriously....why can some actors and actresses like Spacek never manage to get rid of their accents - no matter how inappropriate it is to the part - but that's okay....?  Carrie White was supposed to have been born and raised in that town.  No one else in town was from Texas...not even Mom from the sound of it.)

All this reminds me thou....

Dear William Katt (in Carrie):  Will you go to Prom with me?



I'll make sure you don't get hit in the head with a bucket.

anais.jude


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RoninFox

Quote from: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on November 24, 2008, 07:47:28 AM
Quote from: RoninFox on November 23, 2008, 05:17:58 PM
Quote from: Trumpysgirl on November 23, 2008, 04:55:16 PM
Quote from: RoninFox on November 23, 2008, 04:08:54 PM
Hmm, you know any prom these days needs to have it's goth contingent, and I'm not seeing any yet.  Therefore, Mia Sara, you don't happen to still have that black dress you wore in Legend do you?



You do?  Will you go to the prom with me?

Be careful, Ronin. You bring Mia in that dress and you risk Darkness crashing and drinking all of our punch.



Which will be interesting since Tim Curry is one of my dates and we'll be watching from the other side of the room.

I guess I'll have to trust you to keep him on his best behavior.
As long as Tom Cruise doesn't show up.

I'm already named Cruise, so we won't need Tom.
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Tripe

Awww but he bought a Tux specially for the evening:


RoninFox

Quote from: TripeHoundRedux on November 24, 2008, 02:38:05 PM
Awww but he bought a Tux specially for the evening:



No one invited Hitler, did they?  In that outfit it looks like he should be working.
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Tripe

#178
Probably not a good idea to invite Hitler with Cruise in that role...

DarthChimay