Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?

[GregMcduck]

Hey, um, Audrey... would... would you like to go the prom with me?



We can hang out in the back and eat strawberries and read Dr. Seuss books and dance to classic rock songs... I just think it'd be fun...

[saltwrench]

No I meant there are so many pictures of ms Hathaway that meet the description

that is such a hot pic of her

Ahhh....its all become clear to me!

[Tripe]

Hey, um, Audrey... would... would you like to go the prom with me?



We can hang out in the back and eat strawberries and read Dr. Seuss books and dance to classic rock songs... I just think it'd be fun...

Oh god there's going to be a fight on the dance floor between TR and Greg

[TeamRAD]

Hey, um, Audrey... would... would you like to go the prom with me?



We can hang out in the back and eat strawberries and read Dr. Seuss books and dance to classic rock songs... I just think it'd be fun...

That's a wonderful photo, Greg.

Have fun!

All is fair in love and celebrity prom dates

Especially after somebody spiked the punch with this

Well, Milano needs to keep her thoughts about my date to herself...   

No worries, her thoughts are on me.   

[a pretty girl is like]

Hi, Maggie.  Let's go to the fake prom together.  I'll help correct your spelling mistakes.



Also I'm sorry you got the short shrift In The Dark Knight..  You're too good for those moody motherfuckers anyway. 

[DarthChimay]

Hey, um, Audrey... would... would you like to go the prom with me?



We can hang out in the back and eat strawberries people and read Dr. Seuss dentistry books and dance to sing classic rock songs... I just think it'd be fun...

Now it's applicable to me!

[Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck]

AAhhh......the Salad Bar has arrived!

[Trumpysgirl]

All right, I'm hauling out the time machine.

Hey 38-year old Paul Newman,




Would you go to the prom with me? We could challege everyone to an egg eating contest and just hang out cutting the heads off of parking meters afterwards. Besides, I've had a crush on you since I was five.

(I kid you not, September 26 was a dark day at my house   )

[Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck]

Okay....let me borrow that time machine a minute....

Dear Gilbert O'Sullivan (from 1974):

We have these things in the US called Proms - end of the school year dances.  Would you like to go with me?  Won't expect you to perform (unless you want to).



Not that there's much wrong with the present day one....it's just that he's 61.

[anais.jude]

Ok as long as the time machine is readily available:

1970s Roger Daltrey, I know you are waaaay shorter than me, but we can dance horizontally if you know what I mean 

So, Tommy, will you go to prom with me?

[darkchashy]

1970s Roger Daltrey, I know you are waaaay shorter than me, but we can dance horizontally if you know what I mean 

Like the guy at 5:10? Yeah, that would be fun!!!

[Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck]

Ok as long as the time machine is readily available:

1970s Roger Daltrey, I know you are waaaay shorter than me, but we can dance horizontally if you know what I mean 

Oh, yeah.



Cover of "Ride a Rock Horse".  Great album, btw.

[Bob]

Heck, if we are time traveling, wonder if Lee Remick is busy.......

[RVR II]

Yeah, she's busy.. With Me!!

[Bob]

Yeah, she's busy.. With Me!!

Yeah, I'll take a walk..... over to KIRK DOUGLASS' house.



*does serving you with a restraining order count as "being busy with you"?*