Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?

[anais.jude]

Maybe we should make a rule, no 80s rockers allowed.


I need to appoint a Prom comittee. Who wants to be nominated?

[Courtney]

Can I just nominate myself for Prom Queen?  That's a committee position, right?  I mean as long as I have my Cordy av, so help me, I will be handing out flyers like a mad woman.

[anais.jude]

No, the prom committee actually does work, Courtney/Cordelia (Courtnelia?)

[anais.jude]

(puts on major nerd cap)


Daniel Handler, aka Lemony Snickett. I met you once in Dallas, TX remember? You mocked that I was from New Orleans and then you said you would sign my copy of The Basic Eight even though Barnes and Nobs said you would only be signing copies of The End. Oh come on, of course you remember me, even though you met over a thousand people that night!

I just wanted to say, that I know you are happily married and a Daddy, plus you really shouldn't take the night off since I anxiously await your next book, but I have to ask. Will you go to Prom with me?

[saltwrench]

Hi Anne...yes I know that you are a terrible, horrible gold-digger, but really I can put all that behind us...if umm...you'll go to the prom with me?

We can drink copious amounts of wine coolers in the back of my car, and then we can dance the night away!



So Anne you'll go with me?  Because I've got a confirmation from Robert Redford as my back up, but since he's just my man-crush I'm not really as pumped to go with him.

[Tripe]

She was my next pick!

[Sideswipe]

that is such a hot pic of her

[Tripe]

But there are so many that meet that description.

[TeamRAD]

Come on Kristen, that's a great photo of dig! Didn't he ask you out yesterday?


*gets hit in the head by a baseball*



What the?

I'm sorry, Alyssa. I am taken but will play some catch! *grabs glove*

[Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck]

Okay....some of us are asking the Ex's of other's dates....

This could get "interesting".   

[anais.jude]

All is fair in love and celebrity prom dates

[saltwrench]

But there are so many that meet that description.

Very true, I guess everyonewould qualify as some negative label in Hollywood.

[Tripe]

No I meant there are so many pictures of ms Hathaway that meet the description

that is such a hot pic of her

[Tripe]

All is fair in love and celebrity prom dates

Especially after somebody spiked the punch with this

[Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck]

All is fair in love and celebrity prom dates

Especially after somebody spiked the punch with this

Well, Milano needs to keep her thoughts about my date to herself...