Tattoo what you just learned

[Darth Geek]

I learned that the real Bigfoot is not dead in some redneck's ice chest, but is a desk clerk at the Discount Inn.

I also learned that a sack of 200 thousand dollars and a gun does not need to figure into the plot whatsoever, despite one character who was after it in the first place, still knowing it is there.

[Imphic]

I learned a police officer actually wants to use a mentally unstable fall guy to kill people for him who  will be carrying evidence on him.

[RVR II]

I learned that I forget that I am my own worst writing tablet

[Tyrant]

I learned just how blonde a dude can be.

[cfkane]

.confusing be can backwards film a watching that learned I

[MST3Kgirl]

that helpful hints to myself should be as vague as possible.

[Thrifty]

I learned to be afraid of shirts.

I also learned that you can make an entire movie in which all the dialogue is whispered.  Seriously, I had to do a +12 gain in Audacity during the reauthor and still I could barely hear.

[losingmydignity]

that helpful hints to myself should be as vague as possible.

Yes, exactly. One of the most hilarious parts of this horrid film.