What have ye learned?

[bettertomorrowamy]

I learned that Johnny Depp is a sell-out!

(This is a joke)

[RoninFox]

Yeah, how dare that professional character actor get a lot of money to play a character in a movie!  Damn him!

I have however learned that even if the reality of your character would be an unwashed drunken murdering rapist with rotting teeth, girls will still think you're sexy through the power of Depp.

[cfkane]

I learned that there really is no life after winning an Oscar.

Shine on, Geoffrey Rush, Shine.

[Doc Steve]

I learned that there really is no life after winning an Oscar.

Shine on, Geoffrey Rush, Shine.

I think we may have our winner.  ^

I learned that having a functioning compass is unnecessary in the Caribbean, since the entire sea is contained within Adventureland. 

[Darth Geek]

I learned there is a portion of Bill's life I REALLY don't want to know about.

[OmegaR!]

I learned that a pirate army incapable of dying would rather have death than world domination


And there's monsters off the edge of the map

[Indomitus]

And there's monsters off the edge of the map

A direct quote from words actually printed on old maps, when they thought the world was flat and had an edge.  Still, kind of trite in this movie.  And not just regular trite, we're talking Disney-level trite here.

[OmegaR!]

I learned that Elizabeth's mum met the same fate as all mothers do in just about all Disney films

[Darth Geek]

I learned that Elizabeth's mum met the same fate as all mothers do in just about all Disney films

Yeah, they weren't cast to lower production costs.

[OmegaR!]

The rare exception, of course, being Bambi

[MST3Kgirl]

i learned that putting a boat over your head, even in deep water will let you breathe till your final destination.