Combine 2 movies to make one new one...

[Rattrap007]

Take two movies with same words in them and combine them to make a new movie. The first title must end with the first word of the next title. Do this then combine the plots/characters to make the new plot.  An example:

Iron Man + Man of La Mancha = Iron Man of La Mancha
Aged Tony Stark rides around in his Iron Man armor with Rhodie Villa and charges at windmills that turn into dragons. Along the way he meets Dulcina Potts and a romance begins. But Tony must overcome his drunkenness and fight the villains that threaten her.


See Iron Man ends with Man where Man of La Mancha begins with Man. Take the last word and the first word which are the same and combine them for a seamless blend.

Another one:

Red Dawn + Dawn of the Dead = Red Dawn of the Dead

A group of high schoolers must defend the local mall from zombie Russians who parachuted into the cafe court.  Can mere american teenagers fight off the entire Zombie Russian army?

[OmegaR!]

Daddy Day Camp Rock

(The Apocalypse would be ushered in by the release of this movie...)
The aged Jonas bros at their failing business decide to open a day care/rock ... something or other....

Notification of next of kin would be sent for those attending the movie

[ScottotD]

Harry Potter and the Last House on the Left.

...it's not fun for Herminie.

[Junkyard]

Maybe not a valid mix here, but:

Silent Disaster Movie-
Mel Brooks directs and stars in a degrody where a plot about making a silent movie clumsily strings together a bunch of pop culture references and gay jokes. Comedy ensues.

Sin City of Angels-
"Worth dying for...BANG
worth coming to life for...BANG
worth having her get run over by a truck in an ironic but unintentionally funny fashion for... BANG
Amen."

3007-
300 James Bonds make a heroic last stand against an army of masterminds, each with a deformity or scar more ridiculous than the last.

[BBQ Platypus]

After being captured by the North Korean government, James Bond is punished with a lowly assignment investigating an embezzlement scheme based in Punxatawney, PA.  Generic gadgetry, Aston Martins, and explosions ensue, yet James Bond fails to defeat the small-time evildoers (who, unbeknownst to Bond, are led by the son of a North Korean colonel who was presumed dead and somehow survived to get impossibly elaborate plastic surgery).  But things take a turn for the better (or worse) when Bond finds himself trapped in a one-day time loop on a holiday that he finds to be quaint and hokey, giving him the opportunity to stop the embezzlers from building a giant sunlight deflector beam that would add six more weeks of winter!  Can Bond foil the baddies, escape the loop in space-time, and fall in love with Andie MacDowell?  Find out in...

Die Another Groundhog Day!

[ScottotD]

Battle Roayle Tennanbaums

An annoying and self-conciously "zany" family are hunted and killed by asian students.


Pleasantville Chain Saw Massacre

50's Middle-America and 'traditional' values are shattered by a maniac with a mask of human skin.


Red Dragonheart

A talking dragon is killed and eaten by a psychopath.


Cloverfield of Dreams

Kevin Costner buids a baseball park on his farm and it's fucked up by a giant monster.

[Nergol]

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, Iron Monkey
Would anyone notice a difference?

The Hunt For Red October Sky
"Son, that's enough of designing super-stealthy nuclear submarines! Get to work in the coal mine!"

The Russia House Party 2
Flattops and vodka! What could be better?!

The Princess Bride Of Frankenstein
Gives "Have fun storming the castle" a whole new meaning

Once Upon A Time In American Beauty
Bow-chika-BOW-wow...

Tsubasa Reservoir Dogs Chronicles
"Syaoran-kun, Kurogane just asked me why he has to be Mr. Pink...."

[Junkyard]

Iron Man in the Iron Mask-
Locked away by his evil twin and forced to wear a mask of iron, the prince constructs a battle suit to escape the prison and defeat his brother.

Iron Man on Fire-
An assasin constructs a battle suit to save Dakota Fanning.

Iron Man Thing-
An immortal swamp spirit constructs a battle su- oh never mind. You get the idea.

Completely unrelated title joke:
Dog of Raw-
Nicolas Cage plays a dyslexic arms dealer.

[GregMcduck]

Monster House Party - CGI versions of 90s hip hop stars Kid and Play hold a kicking Halloween party and Play's house when his parents leave for a conferance, but Kid is grounded by his Pop for stealing cough syrup. Kid is able to escape, but is later chased by some thugs into the house across the street from Play's, which just happens to be haunted by the ghost of a freak show fat lady. Play and Martin Lawrence team up to save their friend Kid.

What Hoop Dreams May Come - The rise and fall of two deceased high school basketball players trying to make it in Heaven's first basketball league. One boy starts off well, but has to cut his career short after getting injured while looking for his wife in the reaches of hell. The other kid drinks tea with Cuba Gooding Jr.

Se7en Samurai - To protect a small village from a band of serial killers, they hire a group of seven samurai, lead by Morgan Freeman.

[ScottotD]

Groundhog Day The Earth Stood Still.
The Weird Science of Sleep.
Wet, Hot, American History X.
Battlefield Earth Girls are Easy.
Merry Christmas, Mr. Lawrence Of Arabia
2010: An Office Space Odyssey
Cheaper By The Dirty Dozen
Fast and the Furious Times at Ridgemont High: Tokyo Drift
War of the Worlds According to Garp
The Cook, The thief, his Wife and the Prisoner of Askoban.

[Junkyard]

Willy Wonka and the Sorcerer's Stone-
An exxcentric candy maker is invited to a magic school, where he fights an evil wizard with a variety of bizzare death traps.

Indiana Jones and the Chocolate Factory-
Indy braves a series of bizzare traps and musical natives to find the mythical Goose that Lays the Golden Eggs.

Harry Potter and the Last Crusade-
A British child goes in search of his father, only to be dragged into a race against the Nazis to find the Holy Grail.

[GregMcduck]

Annieconda - In this musical horror film, a documentary crew is hired by a cold-hearted billionaire to discover the origins of the the giant tap-dancing Annieconda, a red-headed orphan mutated into an oversized snake.

The Perfect Ice Storm - During the Nixon investigations, Kevin Kline, desperate to get away from his wife, chases after Sigourney Weaver, who's boarding an old fishing boat despite warnings of a horrible ice storm. Mark Wahlberg and Christina Ricci have sex while wearing JFK masks and Elijah Wood is killed by an electric swordfish.

Oh, Godzilla! - An unassuming supermarket manager John Denver is chosen by a giant radioactive monster to warn Tokyo of their doom!

[Junkyard]

Godzilla vs Predator-
First of all: This would make an awesome film. Godzilla wins.

Aliens vs Jason-
An incubator that can't die? Aliens win, in so many ways.

Freddy vs The Volcano-
Volcanos don't dream. Volcano wins.

Joe vs King Kong-
Kong is no match for Tom Hanks's likability. Joe wins.

[Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck]

Robot Monster's Ball

Remains of the Day of the Dead

All I can think of the moment.

[Nergol]

Star Wars Episode III: Revenge Of The Nerds
George Lucas is forced to watch as angry fanboys burn every piece of Jar-Jar Binks merchandise ever produced.