Combine 2 movies to make one new one...

[Tripe]

What was my favorite one from the last time a thread like this was done?

Ah yes

Any Given Sunday Bloody Sunday

In which Murray Head is the star quarterback torn between his affairs with the wife of the team's owner and the head coach.

[Junkyard]

The RING of Terror-
Lewis Moppet is forced to confront his fear of the dark in a morbid fraternity initiation, but gets attacked by Samara. Later, the authorities assume he died of fright when a corpse's hand snagged on his jacket. Pshh.

Call of the Living Dead-
Romero adapts London's classic.

The Naked Guns of Navarone-
Hijincks ensue as Frank Drebon and his special police unit fight to take down a Nazi stronhold in this World War Two comedy romp.

The Adventures of Shark Boy and Lava Girl, Interrupted-  
Yeaaaahhhh, I'm not touching this one.

[anais.jude]

Battlefield Earth Girls are Easy.

I can only imagine what this might be about! Needless to say it involes death by snoo snoo

[Junkyard]

What About Bob and Carol and Ted and Alice?
A psychologist tries to go out on a vacation with his family, but 4 of his patients show up, frustrating the psychologist, but charming the rest of the family and community with their sexual antics.

Terminator 3: Rise of Taj-
Van Wilder's buddy Taj mixes up the Robot Apocolypse with his crazy antics.

The Incredibles Miserables-
A poor French family of superheroes fight social injustice. Also, antics.

[GregMcduck]

The Lost World: Gosford Park - A party of wealthy Britons and Americans accompanied by their servants take a sight seeing tour on a island full of cloned dinosaurs. An evil corporation shows up and steals a baby T-Rex, the film presenting the rex-napping from the servants' perspective. But rather than a simple baby dino to be saved, the film creates a drama showcasing the tensions of the British class system.

[Junkyard]

Flowers Forrest Gump-
Gump explains how he went from dimwit to genius and back to dimwit as famous moments played out in the background, while waiting for a bus.

Wild Hogfather-
4 middle aged bikers help save Death and Christm- I mean Hogwatch from Ray Liotta.

Ben 10: Secret Window-
A psychological thriller that has 10 year old superhero Ben Tennyson facing sins from his past while in seclusion at a lake house.

Ropee-Wee's Big Adventure-
In this Hitchcock thriller, Pee-Wee holds a party with a corpse hidden in the centerpiece, all the while matching wits with Jimmy Stewart. The homosexual overtones were toned down from the stage version.

Ghosts of Mars Attacks-
When a group of Mars colonists go in to investigate an apparently abandoned city, they discover the ghosts of the planet's previous inhabitants are posessing people. Hijinks ensue.

Godzilla vs Bio-Dome-
Pauly Shore gets his.


.... I like doing these way too much.

[ScottotD]

The Cider House Rules Of Engagement
Dark City Slickers
Vanilla Sky Captain
Ever After Hours
Take The Money And Run Lola Run
There's always Van Wilder
The Full Monty Python And The Holy Grail
The Devil's Backdraft (tee hee)

[Junkyard]

Donny Dangerously-
In this gangster spoof... well, actually I have no idea what happened. There was a plane... and a rabbit...  But it was funny!

History of the Waterworld Part I-
This Mel Brooks classic tells several tales of life over the post- apocolyptic ages....

... Actually, someone needs to make this kinda movie. The first part takes place in a fallout shelter, then in a primitive tribe scrounging through the ruins of our cities, then in a hyper intelligent, enlightened society, and finally at the start of a robopocolypse, each part a spoof of different future movies.

Anyway,
Catwoman called Moses-
Halle Berry plays a tramped up Harriet Tubman.

[doggans]

Donny Dangerously-
In this gangster spoof... well, actually I have no idea what happened. There was a plane... and a rabbit...  But it was funny!

This wins the thread.

[ScottotD]

A Clockwork Orange County
The Godfather must be Crazy

[ScottotD]

Big Momma's Last House on the Left
The Last Temptation of Deuce Bigalow, Gigolo

[Junkyard]

Blacula: Dead and Loving It-
Boy, I sure do a lot of Mel Brooks movies here.

Army of Dark Water-
The most boring horror film in exsistence gets a sprucing up courtesy of Bruce Cambell.

Day After Tomorrow Never Dies-
James Bond vs Global Warming

From Hellraiser-
A London detective tries to figure out the identity of "Pinhead," with a box being his only lead. Also, the Freemasons are involved.

Mystery Men in Black-
Will a collection of misfit superheroes be able to handle an alien invasion without alerting the public?

[pezdrake]

It's a Wonderful Life as a House
Frank Capra's uplifting tale of a realtor who finds goodness in the home mortgage crisis

It's a Wonderful Life of David Gale
George Bailey is accused of killing Donna Reed and ends up on death row

The Man Behind the Iron Man Mask
Tony Stark's twin brother rivals him for title of leader of the Avengers but it doesn't matter since it's Leonardo DiCaprio

[Doctor Who?]

Dr.No and the Daleks

James Bond must always shoot the eye stalk.

The Killer Shrew clowns from outer space.

I can't think of a story for this one.

[bratpop]

There Will Be Blood Diamonds
I don't understand what it's about, but there's almost no blood diamonds in it, and everyone speaks in a fake accent.

No Country For Old Men In Black
From the director of Bubba Ho-Tep comes the fictional story of an elderly Johnny Cash (Tommy Lee Jones), who must give up his low-key career of singing in seedy country music bars to fight an alien invasion.