Favorite lines

[kodiakthejuggler]

Plus, Barbosa says that he can't feel anything, but when he grabs the dress, he says it's still warm.

Uh, that was intentional. He knows he can't feel, they all know they can't feel, yet they throw in the snide remark that her gown is still warm...

a remembrance of when they were holed up in Tortuga with plenty of wenches at their disposal? A snide remark to Keira's character about her being the only woman on a boat full of horny men? You decide.

As for my favorite line: hands down it was from Mike - "Ye Olde Thunderbucket" HAHAHAHA!!! I'm actually going to make a sign and put it on the wall behind my commode!!

[a pretty girl is like]

Loved the line about Leibniz perfecting the calculus.  And also the ref to The Danielsons.

[Queen Shadowrama]

Mike's dancing alley cat bit when Will and Jack are fighting in the rafters. Meow meow! He is disturbingly good at that!   

[Doc Steve]

Johnny Depp/Jack Sparrow:  "I love that song!"
Mike:  Good, because you're contractually obligated to love it. 

Any of the lines mocking Disney's attorneys and track record of harassing litigation were also good. 

They should have addressed Walt Disney's ties to the radical right while they were at it. 

[malkavman]

*monkey falls off cannon into water*
"ugh, bad dates."

I love ROTLA references.

[gbeenie]

Johnny Depp/Jack Sparrow:  "I love that song!"
Mike:  Good, because you're contractually obligated to love it. 

Any of the lines mocking Disney's attorneys and track record of harassing litigation were also good. 

They should have addressed Walt Disney's ties to the radical right while they were at it. 

Those bastards!

http://www.opensecrets.org/orgs/summary.php?ID=D000000128&Name=Walt+Disney+Co

[Doc Steve]

Johnny Depp/Jack Sparrow:  "I love that song!"
Mike:  Good, because you're contractually obligated to love it. 

Any of the lines mocking Disney's attorneys and track record of harassing litigation were also good. 

They should have addressed Walt Disney's ties to the radical right while they were at it. 

Those bastards!

http://www.opensecrets.org/orgs/summary.php?ID=D000000128&Name=Walt+Disney+Co

I am referring to Walter Elias Disney, not the subsequent corporate behavior. 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Walt_Disney#Testimony_before_Congress

Disney (the man) once advocated turning hoses on his own employees.  It's a fact, Jack. 

EDIT: Disney (the man) lost employees like Ub Irweks, Walt Kelly, and Carl Barks due to his reactionary politics.   It's a fact, Jack. 

[Darth Geek]

"Elizabeth!"
Mike (as Redd Fox) - I'm comin' to join ya', honey!

"That is too bold."
Mike - "BBQ sauce bold."

[Kzinistzerg]

I LOVED "No, Leibniz perfected the calculus!"

It MADE my day.

Also: I once ate an entire muskrat raw.

I was drinking chocolate milk at the time and nearly died.

EDIT: though, they missed one. At one point some character yells, "WHAT"S IN YOUR----" and I don't know what the next word is, but Rifftrax majorly missed out when they didn't yell "WALLET!" immediately after. it just played in my head so automatically I can't believe they missed it.