Now available. Dolphin flavored sample included!

[Thrashalla]

If you were told you were about to see a film that contained turtles bigger than men, cliff-diving Mexicans and a family that eats Thanksgiving dinner underwater, you'd probably complain "But I don't like David Lynch!" Wrong you would be! You'd actually be all set to watch the 100 percent Lynch-free Aqua Frolics, a short from the 1950's whose message is clear: here is a partial list of things you can do that involve a proximity to and/or immersion in water.

No doubt a response to the Land Council's propaganda film "Dryness: Stay On Land to Achieve It", Aqua Frolics will have you itching to strap on a life preserver and tuck into a drumstick in your neighbors swimming pool. Known frolickers Mike, Kevin and Bill are on hand for their dampest riffing session yet.


http://www.rifftrax.com/misc/flvplayer.swf?file=rtmp://rifftraxfvs.cdnetworks.us/rifftraxfvs/flashstream/&id=AquaFrolics_Sample&width=500&height=330&overstretch=fit&volume=100&autostart=false&type=rtmp&

http://www.rifftrax.com/ondemand/aqua-frolics

[Rattrap007]

On the line "Rays capable of stinging" I kinda expected a joke like "Just ask Steve Irwin..." or something like that..

[bettertomorrowamy]

Very funny!

[Insert Coin(s) to Continue]

That certainly was a surprise. Thanks, guys!

[pstokely]

One of the shorter shorts. Some shorts are 15 minutes long while others are less than 5 minutes.

[torgosPizza]

Yeah, one of the things I expect to have up in the near future is runtimes. So that if you don't want to pay a dollar for a 6 minute short, you can make that decision beforehand.

[Pak-Man]

I'd like to see shorter shorts coupled with other shorter shorts, a-la Cathy/Petaluma, but that's me. :^)

[Wesley Stamper]

I'd like to see shorter shorts coupled with other shorter shorts, a-la Cathy/Petaluma, but that's me. :^)

   I'd prefer shorts exclusively, so I don't have to worry about buying movies I wouldn't otherwise want, or renting glitchy copies that lose synch.

[RVR II]

So.. Is October gonna be another month of Shorts??

(Yeah, I know this one was release Sept. 30, but still..)

[PlayMSTie]

Loved the Tom Cruise line. 

[Darth Geek]

Is that the same announcer from Aquatic Wizards?

[Sheik Yerbouti]

I guess this was made before endings were invented?  It just sorta... stops.  Funny though.  The underwater turkey dinner was disgusting.

[torgosPizza]

I'd like to see shorter shorts coupled with other shorter shorts, a-la Cathy/Petaluma, but that's me. :^)

If we'd dare riff short shorts...

[bettertomorrowamy]

That wasn't a short, it was a thong.   

[Edward J Grug III]

It was short, but satisfying.

Nice work!