Favorite lines

[ShadowDog]

Very funny rifftrax through and through, but I couldn't stop laughing over:

All the very harsh jokes about Orlando being a girlyman and about Keira's weight.  LMFAO!

"Well if you're just unsheathing your sword now, you deserve that!"

And finally, the other really funny thing was the observation I'd never thought of about how stupid it was for them to try and kill Will Turner at the end because they still need him to break the curse.  Hyuck!

[Insert Coin(s) to Continue]

My personal favorite:

"Even a good decision, if made for the wrong reasons, can sometimes be a bad decision."
"Like not watching pro wrestling on TV because you were attending pro wrestling in person."

[Wiseblood]

"Shia LeBouf buys a yacht: Day one"

"Chris Matthews is saved"

"Thank you privates Fry and Laurie"

"...the size of two small fried eggs" 

[Indomitus]

The jabs at people in "internet forums" were pretty funny.  I'll have to re-watch it to remember the others I really laughed at.

What are these "internet forums" of which they speak?

[Maverick Joe Six-Pack]

"You're Next"
"We're pretending to be Nicholas Cage movies!"

I don't know why but that one had me laughing for five minutes.

[Rattrap007]

Love the jokes about Kira's lack of boobage and going from calling her a cow to calling her a twig. Great stuff all around..

[Tyrant]

"Are we the comedy relief? Do we even have names?"

That one had me on the floor. 

[Pak-Man]

The Code!
Up, Up, Down, Down. Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start.


So many people get that wrong, but Mike got it exactly right. :^)

[dalem]

Very funny rifftrax through and through, but I couldn't stop laughing over:

All the very harsh jokes about Orlando being a girlyman and about Keira's weight.  LMFAO!

"Well if you're just unsheathing your sword now, you deserve that!"

And finally, the other really funny thing was the observation I'd never thought of about how stupid it was for them to try and kill Will Turner at the end because they still need him to break the curse.  Hyuck!

Actually they could just drag his bleeding body over to the chest, wipe the coin on it and drop the coin in no problem.

-dale

[Darth Geek]

I was suprised there were no comments (that I remember) about how these otherwise bloodthirsty violent pirates weren't going to rape Keira. She's not who they need for the ritual, so they let her off on the island with Jack and only want the dress back. Make all the flat chested jokes you want (and she's not THAT flat), but these guys aren't exactly choosy. Plus, Barbosa says that he can't feel anything, but when he grabs the dress, he says it's still warm.

All of that aside, I still really like this movie. It's like nobody pulled Verbinski aside and confided in him how bad this was SUPPOSED to be, being based on a them park ride and all. It made for a very funny Rifftrax, too.

[EVOLUTION117]

The Code!
Up, Up, Down, Down. Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start.


So many people get that wrong, but Mike got it exactly right. :^)

Kevin actually.

As for lines:

"Sponsored by the Rope Council. Rope: It's what's for hanging."

"Who among us has paid the blood sacrifice owed to the heathen gods?"
"Ted has!"
"And who's blood must yet be paid?!"
"Ted...again."

"Die you clean shaven bastard!"

"Your Wilhelm Screams are useless against our sabers."

"Well my gun proved useless, but I've got a good feeling about my sword's chances.

"Pointless ninja flip!

[Rattrap007]

The Code!
Up, Up, Down, Down. Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start.


So many people get that wrong, but Mike got it exactly right. :^)

I forgot about that one! I burst out in laughter at that. So perfect and it was correct too. (I always thought it was Select then start.

[Indomitus]

I was suprised there were no comments (that I remember) about how these otherwise bloodthirsty violent pirates weren't going to rape Keira. She's not who they need for the ritual, so they let her off on the island with Jack and only want the dress back. Make all the flat chested jokes you want (and she's not THAT flat), but these guys aren't exactly choosy. Plus, Barbosa says that he can't feel anything, but when he grabs the dress, he says it's still warm.

They were about to, but let her go as per the agreement with Will.

[CHF01]

"Hey baby, want to play organ grinder?" LOL! 

[ShadowDog]

Not to analyze a Disney movie too deeply, but I suspect Barbie was lying about the dress being warm to get a laugh and embarass her.