Quotation Association

[Johnny Unusual]

James Patterson:  Come with me Marge and help me think up new nursery rhyme titles for my books.
Marge: How about Little Bo Peep.
James Patterson:  That's brilliant!  A clue could be her sheep!

- Simpsons

[Pak-Man]

The shepherd drives the wolf from the sheep's throat, for which the sheep thanks the shepherd as his liberator, while the wolf denounces him for the same act as the destroyer of liberty. -- Abraham Lincoln

[therul]

"And a minute later the tortoise finds the world dropping away from it.  And it sees the world for the first time, no longer one inch from the ground but five hundered feet above it and it thinks: what a great friend I have in the eagle."  Small Gods Terry Prattchett
(edit- spelling)

[Thom_Serveaux]

"Any moment now, unspeakable horror!  Trust me!"   -Tom Servo (as Narrator).   #421(MaGG)

[Johnny Unusual]

"Any moment now, unspeakable horror!  Trust me!"   -Tom Servo (as Narrator).   #421(MaGG)

Really don't know what that quote has to do with the quote prior to it but whatever.

"The purpose of horror fiction is not only to explore taboo lands but to confirm our own good feelings about the status quo by showing us extravagant visions of what the alternative might be."

- Stephen King

[Thom_Serveaux]

I know it's a bit of a stretch, but it was a flash of a mental image that I got when the eagle gets tired of carrying the turtle around...

"Existential void where prohibited."   -Crow.   #318(SF:FA2)

[Pak-Man]

I know it's a bit of a stretch, but it was a flash of a mental image that I got when the eagle gets tired of carrying the turtle around...

"Existential void where prohibited."   -Crow.   #318(SF:FA2)

Proving that Thom Serveaux thinks entirely in MST3K quotes. ;^)


And, by the way, if one day you
happen to wake up and find yourself in an existential quandry, full of
loathing and self-doubt and wracked with the pain and isolation of your
pitiful meaningless existence, at least you can take a small bit of
comfort in knowing that somewhere out there in this crazy ol' mixed-up
universe of ours, there's still a little place

called Albuquerque!

-- Weird Al

[Johnny Unusual]

"I knew I should have taken that left turn at Albuquerque."

Bugs Bunny

[Thom_Serveaux]

couldn't find any Albuquerque quotes, so I came up with scene from an episode of Dexter called 'Left Turn Ahead'...

Rita Bennett:  [regarding the Bay Harbor Butcher] It makes me so angry that there's some monster out there scaring my son
Dexter Morgan: I gotta go to work.
Rita Bennett: You know I hope they catch him today, and I'm not a violent person, but I hope they hurt him. Have a good day
[kisses him] Dexter Morgan: [to himself] Make up your mind.

[Pak-Man]

Wake up
Put on my Makeup
And pick the rake up
And rake my hair.

And I think, maybe, but I don't know
But I'm starting to feel like I've got a
brain problem situation on my hands.

--  They Might Be Giants (Brain Problem Situation)

[Thom_Serveaux]

"When the war of the giants is over the wars of the pygmies will begin."

Winston Churchill

[kodiakthejuggler]

WAR!! Good!!
That means more food for my family! All 78 Million of 'em!! That's a lotta mouths to feed, your highness.

~Bug
Men In Black!

[therul]

Eat it.  - Weird Al

[Johnny Unusual]

HERE, EAT ALL THE FOOD IN THE WORLD! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

-Kevin Murphy, "Why doesn't Cathy Eat Breakfast"

[Thom_Serveaux]

"Antigravity!  It's not just for breakfast anymore!"   -Joel.   #111(M02)