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Started by Pak-Man, August 28, 2008, 11:52:17 AM

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Johnny Unusual

# They recently invented the breakfast hot pocket, FINALLY. I can't think of a better way to start the day; Good morning...you're about to call in sick. Now I can have a Hot Pocket for breakfast, a Hot Pocket for lunch, and be DEAD by dinner. (whisper) Dead Pocket.

-Jim Gaffigan

a pretty girl is like

Let us go then, you and I,     
When the evening is spread out against the sky     
Like a patient etherised upon a table - The Love Song of J Alfred Prufrock
I'm all out for kicks...and every inch of me spells EXCITEMENT!

Tripe

APRIL is the cruellest month, breeding   
Lilacs out of the dead land, mixing   
Memory and desire, stirring   
Dull roots with spring rain.   
Winter kept us warm, covering            5
Earth in forgetful snow, feeding   
A little life with dried tubers.

-  The Wasteland

Action Batch

The exodus is here
The happy ones are near
Let's get together
Before we get much older

Teenage wasteland - The Who

Tripe

Exodus, all right! Oo-oo-ooh! Oo-ooh!
Movement of Jah people! Oh, yeah!
Exodus!
Exodus! All right!
Exodus! Now, now, now, now!
Exodus!
Exodus! Oh, yea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ea-eah!
Exodus!
Exodus! All right!
Exodus! Uh-uh-uh-uh!

-  Bob Marley Exodus

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Tripe

Don't you love lyric sites that transcribe everything?  :D

Action Batch

This truly is the age of convenience.

Tripe

Now it is 1984
Knock-knock at your front door
It's the suede/denim secret police
They have come for your uncool niece

Come quietly to the camp
You'd look nice as a drawstring lamp
Don't you worry, it's only a shower
For your clothes here's a pretty flower.

DIE on organic poison gas
Serpent's egg's already hatched
You will croak, you little clown
When you mess with President Brown
When you mess with President Brown

- California Uber Alles (found on Give Me Convenience Or Give Me Death)

Pak-Man

And so tonight I'm gonna party like it's 1999.

--

Tripe

She said there's ants
in the carpet
Dirty like monsters
Eating all the morsels
Picking up the rubbish
Give her effervescence
She needs a little sparkle
Good morning tv
You're looking so healthy

And we all say   
Don't want to be alone
We wear the same clothes
Because we feel the same
And kiss with dry lips
When we say goodnight
End of the Century... it's
Nothing Special

- Blur End of the Century

a pretty girl is like

But a century's a man-made process
An attempt to stick order on chaos
We're born with ten fingers
So we count up to ten
But if everyone counted the cracks on the wall
We might all count to three, and then it wouldn't be
The end of the century at all

- Dan Bern Lithuania
I'm all out for kicks...and every inch of me spells EXCITEMENT!

Pak-Man

Time is an abstract concept created by carbon-based lifeforms to monitor their ongoing decay. -- Thundercleese (The Brak Show)

Tripe

If I could save time in a bottle
The first thing that I'd like to do
Is to save every day
Till Eternity passes away
Just to spend them with you

- Jim Croce Time in a Bottle

therul

If you could read my mind love
What a tale my heart could tell
Just like a paper back novel
the type and kind the drug stores sell

If you could read my mind -- Gordon Lightfoot
We are the only intelligent beings- Arrogance 3:15