Favorite Lines

[majorjoe23]

I loved the Flight of the Conchords "Leggy Blond" reference.

[dangfish]

My absolute favorite moment is near the end when Harry is running around frantically rattling off to his chum all the things they must quickly do to save the day and Mike says  in whiny harry-like voice;       'And we'll do it in the whiniest voices we can muster!'

[almightyspaz]

The Spook-E-Cheese line had me rolling, as well as the Screechy teacher line. I actually think this one was funnier than The first Harry Potter movie. I also loved all the Satan jokes. With so many people accusing the books of Satanic worship it makes me laugh. 

[Hamdingers]

"Dad loves Muggles"
he's got three of them tied up in the basement!

loved the Tom Baker riff, as well as the NuWho ref "now lets crash this thing (the flying car) into Big Ben!"

[Relaxing Dragon]

Forgot to mention it last time:

Movie: "Today we're going to learn how to turn animals into water goblets."

Riff: "Why? Because we can! Mwa ha ha!" 

[Darth Geek]

Forgot to mention it last time:

Movie: "Today we're going to learn how to turn animals into water goblets."

Riff: "Why? Because we can! Mwa ha ha!"  Cheesy

Good one. I loved the riffs they made about how so much of the magic seemed pointless.

[Sideswipe]

"Boy is my face punchable!"

[jdubyuh214]

Wood: You've got a new Seeker? Who?
Riff: There's like five characters man, take a guess!

(As the sink lowers to reveal the chamber entrance)
Riff: The sink finally lives up to it's name!

Lockhart: Who am I?
Riff: Yeah, he tried the same maneuver after he saw the reviews for Wild Wild West.

And I love how they called Kenneth Branagh "Shackleton" 

[Simian Sam]

Hagrid: I was looking for felsh-eating slug repellant.
Riff: Not Hookers!

Vernon tries to stop Harry
Riff: Pork where you are! In the name of gravy!

Tree branch breaks the window
Riff: Yuck! What part of the tree was that?

Luscious: Well, well, well Weasley Senior...
Riff: Well, well, well pissy bitch man.

All the Dumbeldore old jokes lol.

[Relaxing Dragon]

Luscious: Well, well, well Weasley Senior...
Riff: Well, well, well pissy bitch man.

This one took me a minute.  You mean Lucius, right?

I assume so, since he'd be the only one to use the phrase "Weasley senior".

[Indomitus]

Luscious: Well, well, well Weasley Senior...
Riff: Well, well, well pissy bitch man.

This one took me a minute.  You mean Lucius, right?

Paging Dr Freud...  Dr Freud to the white courtesy phone, please.

[NRRork]

Everytime they deliberately call Hermione a Mudblood.

"I wonder what the spiders thought of Spiderman 3"
"We thought it sucked!"

"The hairy idiot told us to follow the spiders so by God we're gonna follow the spiders!"

"Dukes of Hazzard: UK Edition. With ACTUAL DUKES!"

[Sideswipe]

Settle down Muddy

[bug_eyed_sheep44]

"...Road trip!"

"This is for using generic root fertilizer! This for for letting, like, a million Japanese beetles thrive under me! And that's for the damn tire swing. And what did you do on Arbor Day? You went to the zoo! How does that honor me?!"

"Bill and Ted as wizards."

"Like extra, super alive!"

"Did he just die right there?"

"Magic words: they're Latin except when they're not."

Filch: "My cat has been petrified."
Riff: "But has your pet been catrified?"

[Terror from the year 5000]

I raise my eyebrow at you, sir.