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So...what's the worst movie line ever?

Started by BBQ Platypus, November 14, 2006, 03:50:11 PM

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Pak-Man

Heck. I'm willing to bet that if you take any line from Shakespeare's plays and add "Motherf'er" to the end of it, it makes an awesome action movie cliche. :^)

Sharktopus

Quote from: Pak-Man on December 17, 2006, 12:35:31 AM
Heck. I'm willing to bet that if you take any line from Shakespeare's plays and add "Motherf'er" to the end of it, it makes an awesome action movie cliche. :^)

There are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of in your philosophy, motherfucker.

Dr.Impossible

Quote from: Pak-Man on December 17, 2006, 12:35:31 AM
Heck. I'm willing to bet that if you take any line from Shakespeare's plays and add "Motherf'er" to the end of it, it makes an awesome action movie cliche. :^)


Give me my Romeo; and, when he shall die,
Take him and cut him out in little stars,
And he will make the face of heaven so fine
That all the world will be in love with night
And pay no worship to the garish sun, MOTHERFUCKER!
You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

Sharktopus

Quote from: Dr.Impossible on December 17, 2006, 05:47:33 AM
Quote from: Pak-Man on December 17, 2006, 12:35:31 AM
Heck. I'm willing to bet that if you take any line from Shakespeare's plays and add "Motherf'er" to the end of it, it makes an awesome action movie cliche. :^)


Give me my Romeo; and, when he shall die,
Take him and cut him out in little stars,
And he will make the face of heaven so fine
That all the world will be in love with night
And pay no worship to the garish sun, MOTHERFUCKER!

Polonius, after being stabbed through the drapes by Hamlet:
"I am slain! Motherfucker!"

mrbasehart

Quote from: Sharktopus on December 17, 2006, 11:11:06 AM
Polonius, after being stabbed through the drapes by Hamlet:
"I am slain! Motherfucker!"

Edmund in King Lear: "Gods! Stand up for Motherfuckers!"

Sharktopus

Richard III: A horse! A horse! My kingdom for a motherfucking horse!

daltysmilth

Indeed, thy head is as full of quarrels as an egg is full of meat, motherf*cker!
CROW:  (Sinisterly) The Secret Government Eggo Project...
--Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie

"Jason, Chess is a game of chance."
-- My friend Shawn to my friend Jason upon being defeated at a game of Chess.

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LadyKenobi

#157
"Good night, sweet prince motherfucker."

"Alas, poor Yorick... MOTHERFUCKER!"

Finally, can't you see the explosions ripping through Harrison Ford's grumbles during:

"To BE... or NOT to be... MOTHERFUCKER!"

Minnesota

that is the motherfucking question.

(spell check has zero problems w/ that^^^ I guess "motherfucking" is a word then? )

Sharktopus

The evil that motherfuckers do lives after them; the good is oft interred with their bones.

Sharktopus


Steve-O

Let us not forget: "Get thee to a motherfucking nunnery, bitch."

Which may have also been said by Clinton at some point.

BBQ Platypus

Wow...the one-liner potential in "motherfucking" Shakespeare is endless!  Using that logic, Tromeo and Juliet should be the greatest movie of all time!  I'm gonna go rent it right now and find out!
Correction: the coat hanger should be upside down.

Dr.Impossible

Quote from: Steve-O on December 19, 2006, 03:41:39 PM
Let us not forget: "Get thee to a motherfucking nunnery, bitch."

Which may have also been said by Clinton at some point.

Meet me in the nunnery, we'll have some funnery.
You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

mydrumsaresick

"you must be a witch"
"why?"
"Because you've bewitched me"
-Sleep Hollow

OHH I love Tim Burton but I damn near slit my wrist after I heard that.
There was only one Return and it was not of the king; it was of the Jedi -Randall