In any Battle of Wits, I'd..........

[anais.jude]

In any Battle of Wits, I'd need a map to the battlefield!



and so on............

[a pretty girl is like]

I would be Poland and you would have a snappy uniform.

[Courtney]

...I'd be rubber and you'd be glue and we'd both be in third grade or else it would be sad.

[mrbasehart]

I'm a Czech cavalryman and you're a Panzer tank division!

[RobtheBarbarian]

I'm the Gaul to your Caesar; naked and disorganized!

[a pretty girl is like]

I'd bring a knife to a gunfight.

[Action Batch]

I'd ask questions first, and chew bubblegum.

[Tripe]

bet on Oscar Wilde; he might slap like a girl but he's an Irish boy underneath it all.

[Fortis]

turn into my superhero alter ego Duality Man!!     oh no, my secret!

[Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck]

...be a pacifist.

Even though I could hang you all out to dry....   

[Courtney]

...I'd go fetal and weep.

[LBeria]

I'd close the barn door after the chickens are in one basket....

[esoobaC .T bocaJ]

run like hell

[Dim of the Yard]

I'd lose.

[RoninFox]

...spend the last few years of my life developing an immunity to iocane powder.