In any Battle of Wits, I'd..........

[bettertomorrowamy]

...bring my wallet with a lot of cash.

[Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck]

....ask "What would Max Headroom do?"

[a pretty girl is like]

I'd retire into a limbo large and broad.

[Fortis]

...I'd pick a hot girl and protect her...I've watched enough movies to know that the hero always gets the girl.

[a pretty girl is like]

I'd pick Waldorf for the Muppets Mafia game without more carefully perusing the previous characters already taken.

Fail! for me.