Favorite Lines

[Imper1um]

These were the lines I loved:

"These all smell chickeny for some reason!"
"Ahh, he's been fighting with those Cloverfield things again. I told him to not hang out with those 'Seriously, Dude, Man, Dude, Seriously' guys!"
(Thermometer goes down rapidly) "(Gasp) Victoria Beckham just entered the room!"
"Ahh, Creepy little boys were on sale at Acme."
"BONNNEEEEE SAW HAS GOT A MASTERS!"

[Douche Baggins]

i'm loving all of these springsteen philadelphia jokes 



edit: "wow, look at all the snot. it's like a fountain" bahahahah

[Rattrap007]

Loved the Die Hard references..

[PsypherPunk]

"I'm afraid the charge is manslaughter; they've never seen death by titty-twister before."

[Axnollouse]

This concludes the The Sword In The Border Bowl

[Gamera]

So many great lines... just a few...

Tighty Whitey Suicidey.
C'mon, you call that swinging?
Bonesaw's got a Masters!
Pony up Kumar.
Wavy hat and chestnut ice?
Nice kid - hope he never ends up in my bathroom and shoots me.

[Pak-Man]

"I held a knife to the cleaning lady's throat just to confirm it!"

[PlayMSTie]

"You're not a freak."
"You're an abomination."

The gentle way Mike (I think it was Mike?) said that cracked me up.

[Trekker4747]

SLEEP!!!!

I just love the MST3K callbacks.

[Wiseblood]

"She would have been hot, sir.  In 7 or 8 years I'd have been all up in that.  So sorry about your loss."

[Tyrant]

"Balloon Day at the prison."

[Rattrap007]

"Balloon Day at the prison."

That reminds me of the 98 more of those up there and a bony German pop singer... or something like that. :lol

[esoobaC .T bocaJ]

You're eating Cocoa Puffs when you could be eating Cap'n Crunch, what are you an idiot or do you just hate god?

[ShadowDog]

"She would have been hot, sir.  In 7 or 8 years I'd have been all up in that.  So sorry about your loss."

I have to go with this one.  LMFAO!!!

[flickage]

This one made me belly-laugh, probably because it caught me off-guard:

"Ewww, Bruce Willis just admitted to getting arm-hair boners!"