Favorite Lines

[skenderberg]

Why is everyone whispering?  Do they have a cake in the oven?

Sudden Spasmodic Acting Syndrome.

This is great!  I hardly feel dead at all!

Out of the depths, I cry unto you oh Lars.

Tinkerbell has to be in every shot.

SLEEEEEEP!

Oh, and yet another Daddy Day Camp reference.

[malkavman]

"It's a creepy kid with a cigar box; I win funeral bingo!"
"Call Orkin to keep Bruce Willises away! Also works on Ashton Kutchers."
"We will now give you a moment to explain what just happened to your stoner buddies and/or the girl you're dating for her body."

Another home run, guys! Keep up the good work!

[Gadfly]

This is great!  I hardly feel dead at all!

Yes, I loved how they spat that out right at the beginning. So much for the big secret twist ending!  I also liked their "add two and two" comment when Haley's making his famed "I see dead people" speech.

Tinkerbell has to be in every shot.

Yes, another good one.

SLEEEEEEP!

Amen!

One of my favorites was following the "Stuttering Stanley" scene when Willis visits the kid and they say, "Don't look at him!  Bald Brucie!  Bald Brucie!"

Gadfly

[Kalle]

"All right, cue Rod Serling. Let's wrap this up."

[Darth Geek]

"There once was this cow named Demi..."

"She would have been hot, sir.  In 7 or 8 years I'd have been all up in that.  So sorry about your loss."

I loved the "Hi Cole! Hey there, Cole!..." as they were riding the bus past the cemetery.

"My pie in the sky theory is worth testing out on the fragile psyche of a little kid."

[PlayMSTie]

"What's that? Did someone say, 'I am, I said'?"

Oh, and the Victoria Beckham line. 

[Junkyard]

"Now start up the music for the "helping ghosts" montage."

"A pennyless John Edwards sees the power of this scene and suddenly realizes that HE can talk to the dead!"

[MartyS (Gromit)]

Can't remember the exact phrasing but:

Is the color supposed to mean something?

He was going to go with a strobe light and aooga horn but toned it down a bit...

[MST3Kgirl]

Tightey Whitey Suicidey 

things will be different tomorrow...dogs will meow...ziggy will be funny...

[Raven]

"Tighty Whitey Suicidy" was by far my favorite. 

I just wanna be able to talk to my wife againa (paraphrased)"But that Punk Ashton keeps telling me to back off."