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Does Bonesaw really have a masters?

Started by JackTheRIFFER, June 25, 2008, 06:19:12 PM

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JackTheRIFFER

So what do you think?  I think the Titan of Testosterone could very well have a masters degree.
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Darth Geek

I think he is more likely to me Blaster than Master.


AmandaGal

According to wikipedia, Bonesaw only has a Bachelor's degree. :)
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bettertomorrowamy

Bonesaw is a fictional character, so he has whatever back story we create for him.  In my back story, Bonesaw was once a Physicist who studied String Theory and went insane.
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AmandaGal

Quote from: bettertomorrowamy on June 26, 2008, 05:33:49 AM
Bonesaw is a fictional character, so he has whatever back story we create for him.  In my back story, Bonesaw was once a Physicist who studied String Theory and went insane.

Well, of course.  I meant the actual person who plays Bonesaw.  He can have a masters if you want him to :)
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JackTheRIFFER

HEY FREAKSHOW! 

  Not only do I think Bonesaw has a masters, I think he secretly worked on the Manhattan Project and a horrible accident changed him from a lankly wuss weight 125 pounds soaking wet to the mountain of a man he became.  And his bloodthirsty lapdancers were actually scientists working on it.  They were butt ugly at the time.
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flickage

Quote from: AmandaGal on June 26, 2008, 10:37:15 AM
Quote from: bettertomorrowamy on June 26, 2008, 05:33:49 AM
Bonesaw is a fictional character, so he has whatever back story we create for him.  In my back story, Bonesaw was once a Physicist who studied String Theory and went insane.

Well, of course.  I meant the actual person who plays Bonesaw.  He can have a masters if you want him to :)

Ha, ha!  The "actual person" who plays Bonesaw, of course, is none other than the wrestling super-star Macho Man Randy Savage (also of Slim Jim commercial fame).

So the real question is whether or not Randy Savage has a masters.
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bettertomorrowamy

Quote from: flickage on June 26, 2008, 01:33:02 PM
Quote from: AmandaGal on June 26, 2008, 10:37:15 AM
Quote from: bettertomorrowamy on June 26, 2008, 05:33:49 AM
Bonesaw is a fictional character, so he has whatever back story we create for him.  In my back story, Bonesaw was once a Physicist who studied String Theory and went insane.

Well, of course.  I meant the actual person who plays Bonesaw.  He can have a masters if you want him to :)

Ha, ha!  The "actual person" who plays Bonesaw, of course, is none other than the wrestling super-star Macho Man Randy Savage (also of Slim Jim commercial fame).

So the real question is whether or not Randy Savage has a masters.

Which is my point.  Bonesaw is just a myth.
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AmandaGal

As I said, Randy Savage has a Bachelor's, which to me is surprising.
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bettertomorrowamy

Oddly enough, the character Macho Man only has a GED.   :'(
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AmandaGal

These wrasslers and their certifications are confusing :)
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JackTheRIFFER

NO FREAKSHOWS!!  I'm talking about Bonesaw!  Not some made-up wrestling guy!  Does BONESAW have a masters?
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