Quick somebody find this petition

[esoobaC .T bocaJ]

I will take his film's message to heart.

No Postal for me, only Indiana Jones, of course I'll probably have to see the second and third ones first

[bratpop]

Say what you will, at least Postal is original. Or at least, an original cash-in and not a sequel to a finished franchise cash-in.

And it's also only one letter different than "Portal," so the dyslexics alone should make this #1 at the box office.

[GalvaTRION]

I think comedy is his vehicle. I'm definitely seeing postal... and truth be told, I actually DO want to see it more than Indiana Jones. Fuck Shia LeBoof, fuck franchise cash grabs made 15 years too late, and fuck movies that don't have naked Vern Troyer running around.

[esoobaC .T bocaJ]

Recently, director Uwe Boll made a few statements about Michael Bay (Transformers), stating: "I am not a f*cking retard like Michael Bay or other people running around in that business." Bay responded by calling Boll "a sad being."

Apparently, that hurt Boll's feelings, because he has now released another video, challenging Bay to a boxing match. This isn't the first time Boll did something like this. He previously challenged five critics to boxing, beating all of them with ease. Videos of the fights will appear on the "Postal" DVD release.

Watch the video below to see what Boll's plans for boxing Bay and enjoy such priceless gems like: "I think that this day in Mandalay Bay in Las Vegas we will clear it up who is the better director."

[MSTJedi]

Yeah, because boxing skill proves creative talent. He also backed out of one fight with a critic (Seanbaby) when he found out the guy actually knew martial arts.

http://www.1up.com/do/feature?cId=3154304

[mrbasehart]

I think a boxing match between Bay and Boll would be pretty awesome! We would vicariously see them beat the crap out of each other, while praying that the blood-lettting never stops. 

[bratpop]

Um, foul. Bay would employ an illegal use of explosives, killing Boll but clearly disqualifying him as winner.

[mrbasehart]

Um, foul. Bay would employ an illegal use of explosives, killing Boll but clearly disqualifying him as winner.

I doubt it.  Bay would use the explosives, yes, but in ultra-slow motion, giving plenty of time for Boll to get away. 

[Darth Geek]

I would love to see Sylvester Stallone take up the challenge instead. The movies he's directed have been good, but he's been in more than enough bad movies to qualify.
Somebody needs to put this arrogant loser Boll in his place.

[esoobaC .T bocaJ]

Uwe Boll has been everywhere lately, making comments about directors that he doesn't like and movies that he considers worse than his own. Now, he is going after actor Billy Zane (Titanic) by taking him to the Los Angeles Superior Court on claims that he's owed at least $700,000 in revenues from the 2006 box office flop "Bloodrayne."

Boll states that Zane was the one who suggested Romar Entertainment handle distribution of the film. Zane and Romar principal James Schramm allegedly promised the film would open in 2,000 theaters and that a $10 million advance from Boll would be used for advertising and promotion. But at least $900,000 was paid out to Zane and Schramm and the movie opened in only 950 theaters, Boll claims.

The film's budget was $25 million and brought in just under $4 million at the worldwide box office.

[Sheik Yerbouti]

I'm proud to say I signed it.  Soon, Uwe Boll will be banned from making movies forever!  Because nothing in the world has more weight than an Internet petition.   

[Raven]

It's slowed to about 8,000 a day now.  232,000 and change.

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Quick Uwe!  Make some more idiotic public statements!  We need to keep it moving! 
You'd never know the guy was a movie director by looking at him.  He looks like he might punch you in the back of the head for a laugh.

[bettertomorrowamy]

Definition of a Uwe Boll movie:  a "punch you in the back of the head".

[Lemming Howard]

When a guy with a heavy German accent says something is shit he sounds like the ultimate authority on the subject.  I've never seen his movies but I think I'll sign the petition too.