One Got Fat - Now available!

[torgosPizza]

Do you find that you're sleeping a little too well as of late? That you dreams are of the innocuous stripe, i.e., old friends turning into llamas and eating your baseball hat, rather than full out, scream-yourself-awake nightmares followed by 15 minutes of sweating and shallow breathing interrupted by occasional anxiety-induced "whale flips" that rip the covers off your significant other?

Well, then we've got a short for you! One Got Fat is the real deal - a concentrated dose of lab-purified nightmare fuel. To give away too much would be to blunt the surprise of your upcoming trauma... but here's a hint: A teeming sea of pre-adolescent ur-monkeys are murdered one by one, all to the whimsical narration of the lubricious Edward Everett Horton! Yay!

Mike, Bill and Kevin are there with you, shivering in terror in the dark..

http://freevideocoding.com/flvplayer.swf?file=http://www.rifftrax.com/files/videos/OneGotFat-sample.flv&autoStart=false

(Sample should be fixed now)

[Bob]

Oh dear god!

[MontyServo]

Thank you for the DRM-free shorts!  I have bought every DRM-free short so far, and will continue to do so!  I look forward to checking this one out this weekend!

[MrTorso]

WOOT! I guess I can close my thread asking for this!!!!

[GregMcduck]

Just want to point out a review a friend of mine did of this short two years ago:

http://progressiveboink.com/archive/trans2.html

[Janitor]

Monkey Masks? This should be great!!

[Jason Martian]

Sooo... You can push to make this Riff happen, right??

Ask and ye shall receive!  WOOHOO!

I had the stylin' bike back in the day!  (and check out my shirt!  haha)

[SaucyRossy]

if i saw this when i was younger i would probably cry

[Bob]

You bastards.   I have a severe cold and any laughing causes me to have giant coughing spasms.  

This short almost killed me.

HILAROUS.

[SaucyRossy]

Sooo... You can push to make this Riff happen, right??

Ask and ye shall receive!  WOOHOO!

I had the stylin' bike back in the day!  (and check out my shirt!  haha)

Nice!

Mike is you! And you are Mike!

[torgosPizza]

Thank you for the DRM-free shorts!  I have bought every DRM-free short so far, and will continue to do so!  I look forward to checking this one out this weekend!

Speaking of this, if you look at our latest Email Blast...

"We're also pleased to announce the re-release of four DRM shorts as DRM Free... Act Your Age, Lunchroom Manners, Why Doesn't Cathy Eat Breakfast, and A Visit to Santa. Now you can enjoy all the RiffTrax shorts DRM-free!!!"

That's right. The experiment was a success, and we've added all of the usual DRM-free files (MPEG-2, DivX, wmv, mp4) to those shorts mentioned above. This also means, if you haven't noticed, that all shorts from now on will be free of Digital Rights Management. Burn 'em to disc, watch 'em on an iPod, do whatever you want. Thank you for being honest - that's what has allowed us to make this move.

Enjoy!

[JoshWay]

My YouTube viewers have begged me to do this one, but I wouldn't touch it. It's SO disturbing and weird, it's best left to the pros. Can't wait to see their work!

[Bob]

Thank you for the DRM-free shorts!  I have bought every DRM-free short so far, and will continue to do so!  I look forward to checking this one out this weekend!

Speaking of this, if you look at our latest Email Blast...

"We're also pleased to announce the re-release of four DRM shorts as DRM Free... Act Your Age, Lunchroom Manners, Why Doesn't Cathy Eat Breakfast, and A Visit to Santa. Now you can enjoy all the RiffTrax shorts DRM-free!!!"

That's right. The experiment was a success, and we've added all of the usual DRM-free files (MPEG-2, DivX, wmv, mp4) to those shorts mentioned above. This also means, if you haven't noticed, that all shorts from now on will be free of Digital Rights Management. Burn 'em to disc, watch 'em on an iPod, do whatever you want. Thank you for being honest - that's what has allowed us to make this move.

Enjoy!

If you existed as more than just a series of 1's and 0's on my laptop, I would kiss you.

[torgosPizza]

Well, I DO exist! I'm in all of you! In your hearts and souls!

I should mention as well, if it wasn't clear enough, that if you purchased the DivX VOD files, the DRM-free files should be in your account automatically (in your My Files area as usual)... If they aren't, let us know.

[Jason Martian]

Nice!

Mike is you! And you are Mike!

Now I can honestly say that I was the body-double for someone famous!  Hahaha...