CAP sins committed in this movie

[bettertomorrowamy]

Wanton Violence/Crime (W)
physical assault probably resulting in death
action violence, frequent, of varying intensities
extortion to kill for most of film

Impudence/Hate (I)
11 uses of the three/four letter word vocabulary
lie
deceit and treachery

Sexual Immorality (S)
dressing to maximize the human form and/or skin exposure, repeatedly
anatomical humor
suggestion of sexually immoral behavior
sexual innuendo re: intercourse, repeatedly
nudity behind flames
nudity hidden by convenience objects
revealing form - male, throughout
below navel skin threatening exposure to that which follows
man in towel only
"I'm so hot for you right now"

Drugs/Alcohol (D):
booze, repeatedly
drinking, repeatedly

Offense to God (O)
six uses of God's name in vain, all without the four letter expletive
unnatural power throughout
unholy healing
resurrection

Murder/Suicide (M)
murder by electrocution, three
murder by unholy force (crumbling)
impalement murder

[BBQ Platypus]

I don't get it.  What is the deal with their fascination with "unnatural powers?"  I actually read into this and discovered that, according to their "reasoning," if a power doesn't come from God, it comes from Satan.  Therefore, to portray people with unnatural powers is wrong, in accordance with Isaiah 5:20.

Excuse me, but since when does "not coming from God" equate with "coming from Satan?"  There are COUNTLESS ways in which fictional characters are imbued with "unnatural" powers, and many of them don't involve Satan at all.  So why should we automatically ASSUME that they do?

Not to mention the fact that this objection doesn't even apply to this movie, since all of the Fantastic Four got their powers through "scientific" means (however dubious the science may be), thus making their powers NATURAL!  I mean, geez! 

[Wiseblood]

Everyone knows science comes from Satan! 

[MartyS (Gromit)]

For fun went and looked at their list for Ghost Rider....

Under offences to god (o):
intense battle with evil, repeatedly

Hmmm, battleing evil is an offence to god?  So I guess we should just let evil win and god would be happy?


This one is my favorite, funny as hell:
exposure of below navel skin threatening exposure of that which follows

[bettertomorrowamy]

...exposure of love trail, and then pubic bone.

[Gaseous Snake]

below navel skin threatening exposure to that which follows

This one's my favorite. If only for the "threatening" part.

[bettertomorrowamy]

I hope he watches a movie about Plumbers.

I'd love to hear what they are "threatening" to reveal.

[Gaseous Snake]

The space in my post is threatening to reveal the rest of my


















post.

[bratpop]

Resurrection is an offense to God? Oops. Psst, Jesus... bad news, buddy.

Under Offense to God, they have listed, "this movie." Ha. Am I right? Zing.