What have we learned?

[Cosmic Muse]

I know I'm a bit late here but......the Silver Surfer is cooler than all 4 Fantastic 4 people combined.

[Jbluez]

I know I'm a bit late here but......the Silver Surfer is cooler than all 4 Fantastic 4 people combined.

Huh.  That's literally true, because Johnny actually was all 4 combined.  Weird.

[Darth Geek]

I'm pretty sure that in five years, Mike will NOT owe Kevin a beer.

[Fuzzy Necromancer]

I learned that even after a sequel was created, Johnny is still a dickweed.

I think that Hollywood has become convinced that total douchebags bring in audiences and make appealing, sympathetic protagonists.

I think the sad part is that the popularity of Ferris Beuler's Day Off, Road Trip, The Entire Road Trip/Teen Comic Duo with Infidel Backstabbing Charismatic Guy and Geeky Insecure Non-Risk-Taking Introverted Doormat Sidekick Subgenre, and Iron Man, all confirm that total douchebags actually do bring in the audiences and make crowds cheer.

[bratpop]

I learned that Silver Surfer is now and forever going to look like a rusty fender because he brought a nerd's trophy wife back from the dead.

I learned that CGI becomes silicon rubber when you stop surfing.

I learned that getting on a magic board lets you make up your own powers, like the ability to produce spears out of thin air.

I learned that you even if you customize the roof of a building, you still can't change its name.

I learned that the third time you try to get married is the "wedding of the century."