CAP sins committed in this movie

[bettertomorrowamy]

Wanton Violence/Crime (W)
military ordnance
action violence, many, of varying intensities
police gunfire
massive defensive gunfire
theft
traffic chaos with endangerment
vehicular assault
admission of theft
firearm threats, repeatedly
attempted murder
physical assault
multiple talk of sacrificial suicide
multiple deaths in air battle

Impudence/Hate (I)
20 uses of the three/four letter word vocabulary, 8 of them by teens
two uses of the most foul of the foul words
massive tattoos
script reference in a PG-13 film requiring knowledge of an R-rated film
teen denying what he had done
lie
facial piercing
trespassing, twice
portrayal of police as idiots
cruel deceit
dog urination
teen deception
teen use of situation ambiguity as chance to use lies as defense of his wrongdoing
"Parents ... very irritating"
extortion
teens with familiarity with R-rated films

Sexual Immorality (S)
vulgar posture
porn pics in teen's room
camera angle to force viewer on private parts
rude gaze
sex request innuendo
dressing to maximize the female form and/or skin exposure
innuendo re: intercourse, repeatedly
below navel skin threatening exposure of that which follows, repeatedly
pose to force viewer on private parts
excessive cleavage, repeatedly
teen in underwear
sexual reference
sex reference and talk re: masturbation
parents expressing joy upon finding a girl in their boy's bedroom
adult in underwear
series of verbal threats to include sexual innuendo
teen girl lying atop a teen boy (clothed) making out

Drugs/Alcohol (D):
none noted

Offense to God (O)
24 uses of God's name in vain without the four letter expletive, 19 of them by a teen
insult of Jesus (counterfeit use of WWJD)

Murder/Suicide (M)
impalement murder, three

[GalvaTRION]

They forgot to mention the film's greatest sin and blasphemy: The fact that it exists, at all.

[Darth Geek]

Michael Bay being The Devil might have something to do with that.

[bettertomorrowamy]

Well, the CAP guy loved Armagedon, so Michael Bay must not be all bad.

[GalvaTRION]

Well, the CAP guy loved Armagedon, so Michael Bay must not be all bad.

YOU HAVE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME.

I hope you're happy, you've exposed me to levels of idiocy I've never thought possible. I'm going to be crying inside all day.

[sarcasm_made_Easy]

heh who the hell is this nut?

he did get annoying parents there at least. 

and how does the impalement of a robot count as murder?  especially in a self defense situation

[GalvaTRION]

heh who the hell is this nut?

he did get annoying parents there at least. 

and how does the impalement of a robot count as murder?  especially in a self defense situation

Personally, I LOVE that loophole in violence that says "as long as it's a robot you can practically rape/murder the damn thing in kids' movies." But, it is a loophole. When I was a youngun', I was shocked when characters got iced in Transformers: The Movie and Gobots: Battle of the Rocklords. In fact, I was inconsolable when I first saw TFTM. This was quickly followed by addiction, memorization, and a compulsive need to buy every edition of that flick, ever.

Thus, the dangers of robot death on the child psyche.

[sarcasm_made_Easy]

man you must hate samurai jack who uses that loophole like an artist uses a brush

[GalvaTRION]

man you must hate samurai jack who uses that loophole like an artist uses a brush

No, I love the loophole. I'm just sayin', it warped me, man. Warped me like a plastic bowl in a microwave.

[Cosmic Muse]

I think it's criminal how many times Shia Labeouf says "NO!" in this movie.

[esoobaC .T bocaJ]

yeah, there should have been more

[Cosmic Muse]

yeah, there should have been more

You know, that would be a funny running joke for the Riff Trax Crew, to say "No no no no no..." every time there's a scene that warrants it. It would be epic like the Ator's "Nooo!" or "Watch out for snakes."